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What is aleks?
Someone who WILL suck your toes if he is nearby, his toes are known to carry every disease and fungi known to mankind.
Aleks gave Small Body Tony the T.
Orange watched Lefty take Aleks's T.
T, is toe.
aleks - meme gif
aleks - video
Aleks - what is it?
A really awsome, smart, funny, and super hot guy. They are known for this and usually love laughter. When you meet an alek, you should be thankful that you've met him!
Girl 1: Oh my gosh, how was alek?
Girl 2: He was so funny and extremely hot!
Girl 1: So did you hook up with him?
Girl 2: Of course!
Girl 1: Wow... I wish i met an alek!
What does "aleks" mean?
a person that is so incredibly hot, and is really cocky. but its a good thing. that person is very self confident. and that person has an afloda.
wow. that guy has alot of alekness
Aleks - what does it mean?
Aleks’s can be smart and nice when you are on their good side. They are smartasses but great friends. They will fight for you and stand up for you no matter what. They are also not the best at texting.
Person 1: that guy was really nice
Person 2: must have been an Aleks
Aleks - meaning
A really awsome, smart, funny, and super hot guy. They are known for this and usually love laughter. When you meet an Aleks, you should be thankful that you've met him!
Girl 1: Oh my gosh, how was Aleks?
Girl 2: He was so funny and extremely hot!
Girl 1: So did you hook up with him?
Girl 2: Of course!
Girl 1: Wow... I wish i met an Aleks!
Aleks - definition
Aleks is the Cheese that spews from yer Knob after a long hard diagonal thrust. You know that you have made an aleks when you find the remains on your wall and/or girlfriends tits. If not cleaned immediately the aleks will crust and stain. And nobody likes a crusty aleks.
"...And honey... Make sure to clean up your Aleks before you leave for school! No one likes a crusty Aleks!"
"But mom....."
Aleks - slang
A guy who is a manwhore, a cheater, and an all out asshole. He also sleeps with any of his girlfriends' sisters, cousins, or step-sisters.
However, for a guy who can be a huge asshole, he grows a conscious when around an innocent girl a.k.a. virgin.
Aleks: I'm so f*cking frustrated right now.
Virgin: What's wrong Aleks?
Aleks: I haven't had sex in two weeks.
Virgin: Well if there's anything I can do let me know...
Aleks: I will not have sex with you!
Virgin: I didn't know I was offering.
Aleks
very racist and offensive man who can rape other people and is unpopular
p1: wow u know Aleks
p2: yer is a racist cunt, fucking hate him
Aleks
a daddy who will fuck you like no other. he’s gonna treat you well girl;). he’s kind, sweet, and patience. he’s extremely adorable and cute not to mention also a hottie. k&a forever bitches
person 1: so how was aleks
person2: he was so amazing last night and a total sweetheart
Aleks
the stupidest math program ever. i hate it, and so do you. it is used in some places to help kids with math, but it just makes them want to commit suicide. it is very dumb because it makes parents think that their kids want to do math, which, duh, they don't. so next time, before you go onto aleks, be sure to stop, look, and throw your computer out the window. no one likes it.
did you do all your aleks minutes?
no.
good for you.