Definder - what does the word mean?

What is aarp's?

The sound an old man makes sitting in a beanbag chair.

Now, let me just sit dooown... AARP!

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Aarp's - what is it?

What the autistic kid screams for no reason

Hi Ryan
AARP!

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What does "aarp's" mean?

The loud belches that old people tend to make involuntarily.

That Pot Roast sure was good...

...AARP!

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Aarp's - what does it mean?

(v.) flirting or getting hit on by a person fifteen or more years, one's senior.
In reference to a female, aarping around. In reference to a male, aarping it up. The former carries a negative connotation.

Girl, why do grown old men keep trying to buy you drinks and get your number at the club? Quit aarping around!

Dude, I know you think your English teacher is hot, but quit aarping it up!

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Aarp's - meaning

How old people get things cheaper.

I have my AAR- (gasp) MY HIP!!!

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Aarp's - definition

Armed And Really Pissed

Officer to dispatch we have a AARP suspect on the move!

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Aarp's - slang

Getting old, (Derived from the organization that caters to seniors)

Man hurry the fuck up, I'm AARPing over here!

Dude 1: Hey , you going out with us tonight?
Dude 2: Nah man, I gotta work tomorrow, I'm just gonna go home.
Dude 1:: Man you're AARPing!

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Aarp's

The voice of senile people!

Oh, here goes the AARP defending seniles right to drive though they'll more than likely plow down people!

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Aarp's

When an elderly person, such as your grandfather, complains incessantly about nothing.

Grandpa ruined another family dinner by aarping the whole time about his bunions.

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Aarp's

1)Well organized gang of shakedown artists running a protection racket, extorting usurious payoffs from honest businesses using the tactical codewords 'Senior's Discount'. Using tactics not dissimilar to those of organized crime, differing only in its blatant daylight robbery nature and its quasi-legitimacy as an NGO.
2) The Political wing of the notorious Grey Panthers.

1)'Gimme my discount or the next issue of the AARP Newsletter will PUBLISH your sorry ass'
2)'I'm sorry, Mr. Pharmaceutical Company, but if I vote for tariffs on drug imports, the AARP will make sure that I can't get elected dogcatcher in this district'

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