Definder - what does the word mean?

What is a swiffer?

A god-like asshole that calls all shots in his whole social congregation at school. It does not matter if you hate him or not, you respect him for his intelectual superiority.
Does not ALWAYS know the answers, but is more that happy to teach his wisdom to those who seek it.

"Swiffer's last rant at the lunch table--you know, the one where he CR-Vd' me-- was The Tits!!!

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a swiffer - video

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A swiffer - what is it?

when an unsuspecting female isgrabbed by the ankles nd used as a mop o clean man fluid off of the floor

What's that on the floor?
I don't know. I will clean it with a swiffer!

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What does "a swiffer" mean?

Something that sounds dirty but isn't.

I like to swiffer on a daily basis.

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A swiffer - what does it mean?

-a homosexual person
-something you clean your floor with

That guy is such a swiffer. I need a new swiffer, mine is broken.

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A swiffer - meaning

To have posts or threads deleted on a food (FTV) message board.

Those bastards just deleted the thread on "Where can I get Rachael's knife?"

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A swiffer - definition

a Swiffer is a person who can easily pick up the desired sex. a Swiffer mostly works at drama festivals and other such events. however, a swiffer rarely moves in to get "some" , but merely contents him or her self with knowing that he/she could have done it. A swiffer who does get "some" is considered a swiffer wet , or a swiffer wetjet

"Dude, those girls were so digging you. SWIFFER"

"You're such a swiffer, dude"
"What are you talking about?"
"You SOOOOO picked up that chick from toronto"

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A swiffer - slang

Typically a young, queer (usually gay) woman who mainly dates dusty dykes. Therefore making her a dust magnet, aka. a swiffer.

Person 1: Man Chloe is such a dust magnet, she only dates 50 year olds.

Person 2: Ya she’s a real swiffer

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A swiffer

to be run over by a swiffer in an amusing fashion that is mentally scarring to the person who is being swiffered

Omg I just got swiffered by your sister!!

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A swiffer

- A mop-like item, small or large, that can be used to try to clean something in brushing motions, usually something powdery or chunky.
- A young gay or lesbian who dates or is adept at picking-up those older than themselves.
- Someone who is good at picking people up but doesn't actually get together with anyone.

"...and, yes, that one (nudibranch) does look like a Pikachu that got busy with a swiffer." - Quoted from True Facts: Freaky Nudibranchs (YouTube)

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A swiffer

to clean floors with the swiffer duster.

i was swiffering my house the other day when i heard the kitchen window shatter.. i went in to look and there was a pile of shit on the floor. All the more crap to swiffer.

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