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What is a Royal Flush?
While having doggy-style sex (anal or traditional) the womans head is kept just above the rim of a toilet. When the man cums he dunks her head in the toilet and flushes resulting in a swirly.
She just about drowned after that vicious royal flush I gave her this morning.
a Royal Flush - video
A Royal Flush - what is it?
Putting a plunger on someone's face and shoving the handle end up your butt and riding it up and down.
Frey was so happy when I pulled the plunger out because because this five card stud just drew a The Royale Flush
What does "a Royal Flush" mean?
First flush: You have made a big dumb in the toilet, and you have to flush it before wiping - or else it will stop the toilet.
Second flush: After wiping you flush again. This usually makes the toilet have less water in it.
Third flush: In order to leave the toilet ready for the next to come, you flush again so water rises up to the normal level.
I just made a royal flush in there, but everything is fine now.
A Royal Flush - what does it mean?
The physical act of pushing a person's head into the toilet and pulling the chain (or pressing the button, for all you modern cistern types).
Suitable initiation/punishment for freshmen, especially new attendees of upper crust boarding schools (making the "Royal" especially apropos).
So, whatever happened to that young pimply Venables boy we saw around the traps?
I gave him the Royal flush during recess.
Very good, Hawthorne.
A Royal Flush - meaning
When you masturbate on the toilet and flush it when you are climaxing.
You:"I just got a royal flush."
Person:"Dude, I didnt know you play poker in the bathroom"
You:"I don't"
A Royal Flush - definition
taking a piss on a unconcious person
the local drunk has recieved many royal flushes from the towns folk.
A Royal Flush - slang
A phrase that displays the perfect life. (much like "The American Dream") Ace = Children, King = Husband (if female)/ Health (if male), Queen = Wife (if male)/ Health (if female), Jack = Good Job, and the 10 = Good Friends.
Guy1: I see you got a Royal Flush there.
Guy2: Yeah, I got a beautiful wife, loving children, a house, good job and awesome buddies.
A Royal Flush
When you piss, puke, cum, and shit yourself at the same time
I got so drunk last night that I had a royal flush
A Royal Flush
THE BEST YOU CAN GET....!
in poker having a straight 10, Jack, Queen, King and Ace all the same suit.
AKA wet dream
Fred almost wet himself when he was dealt the ace and king to make the Royal Flush.
A Royal Flush
The best hand availiable in a game of poker (or other games with similar scoring systems) All cards are of the same suit, and consist of Ace, King, Queen, Nave (Jack, for the lower classes), Ten.
I couldn't win, he had a royal flush and I had crappy cards.