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What is a Ned Flanders?
The reason I hate NED FLANDERS is because of what I heard about him I mean doesn’t IT SEEM A LITTLE TO GOOD TO BE TRUE A FAMILY MAN WHO GOES TO CHURCH EVERY DAY PRAYS AT EVERY MEAL GOES TO BED EVERY DAY AT THE SAME TIME BUT HERES WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW WHO HE REALLY IS OR WHAT HE DOES. HE ENJOYS KIDNAPPING LITTLE GIRLS AND BOYS WHO ARE MEAN AND THEN HE LIKES TO EXACT HIS JUTICE IN JUST THE ASS WITH A TOOL HE MADE FOR THE EXPLICIT PURPOSE OF CAUSING SO MUCH PAIN THAT THEY NEVER WANT TO DO ANYTHING BAD AGAIN BUT I HEAR IF YOU DON’T LISTEN YOU END UP CRAZY AZ FCK U NEVER RECOVER AND ALL YOU WILL DO IS BABBLE NONSENSE AS YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS AS IF YOU HAD SEEN THE DEVIL HIMSELF
Every time time I go to ELA MY teacher gives a me a Ned Flanders I and say NOT A NED FLANDERS Agian
a Ned Flanders - video
A Ned Flanders - what is it?
Someone who is a goodie 2 shoes / never does anything wrong, abides by all laws and rules.. usually a virgin who sees sex as something disgusting and to be ashamed of.... Usually a book nerd
Person 1: I'm going out this weekend to the party.
Person 2: Cool! Can I come? I wanna score me some fresh young teen pussy
Person 1: Don't say that!?
Person 2: say what?
Person 1: Pussy... it's such a bad word
Person 2: man shut the fuck up and learn to break some rules once in a while you pussy little son of a ned flanders!
What does "a Ned Flanders" mean?
Leaving fecal matter on one's upper lip in the style of Ned Flanders' mustache.
1) I totally gave my boss a Ned Flanders upon leaving my former place of employment.
2) Ned Flanders that ho.
3) I'm about to Ned Flanders you.
4) You hold him down; I'll give him a Ned Flanders.
5) I'll Ned Flanders your face.
A Ned Flanders - what does it mean?
A boring man, someone who is extremely busy and just sooooo annoying. Theyre plain and a waste of time
Nah i dont like him like that, hes too much of a ned flanders
shutup ned flanders
A Ned Flanders - meaning
A dorky, God-fearing, neighborly type of man with glasses; as seen on the Simpsons.
Look Ned Flanders, stop taking the Bible too seriously and get a life.
A Ned Flanders - definition
a nice quiet nigga who fucks all the bitches at night
"omygod michael is such a ned flanders" this niggah gets all the bitches tbh
A Ned Flanders - slang
That one christian neighbor. He will make or break you.
Don't let his kindness fool you!
You: "Is that Ned Flanders?! Oh no! Hide my wife!"
Ned Flanders: "Hi-Diddly-Ho, Neighborino!" *Steals your wife*
A Ned Flanders
Overlytolorant, Overly Devout Christian neighbour of Homer Simpson. A Widower since 2000, Has 2 sons todd and rodd. Ned works at the leftorium but only earns $27 more per week than Homer. Raised by Overly tolerant Beatnik Parents. Hated by Homer Simpsons and Overly annoying to Reverand Lovejoy. has a highly annoying but very funny catchphrase consisting of the overuse of 'Diddly' in just about every sentance.
FLANDERS: their not perfect but the lord says love thy neighbour
HOMER: shut up flanders
FLANDERS: Okily-dokily-doo.
A Ned Flanders
An extremely God-fearing man, with creepy little kids named Rodd and Todd. Used to have a wife named Maude, but she was hit by a barrage of t-shirts shot from bazookas at a NASCAR race, causing her to fall off the bleachers. Has an extremely ripped chest, and had a relationship with Sar Sloane, the biggest hoe in Hollywood (in the Simpsons anyway). Also a huge Beatles fan.
Homer: I didn't know you were such a Beatles fan.
Flanders: Of course I am, the Beatles were bigger than Jesus! But your boy went Yoko and broke up my collection...
A Ned Flanders
Only the most diddliest, doodliest, fiddliest, foodliest, friendliest neighbour-ino in Springfield!
Ned Flanders is the happiest man in Springfield....-a-diddly!