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What is a Fergie?
1.FERGIE,noun.A terrible 'singer' originally from the band Black Eyed Peas.Tried to launch a solo career and failed miserably.Looked up to by the chav nation.
2.FERGIE,verb.To make one's ears bleed.
1.'I went to a Fergie concert and proceeded to projective vomit over the row of people in front of me after hearing her voice.'
2.'I had to go to the hosiptal after Olivia fergied whilst singing the latest Christina Aguilera song.'
a Fergie - video
A Fergie - what is it?
An old, washed-up female vocalist who used to sing for the group Black-eyed Peas but now went solo. Her hit song is Fergalicious which basically can be described as Hi. I'm Fergie. I can spell third grade level words. I think I'm really hot but actually I'm ugly. Sometimes I work out. I also think every human male is in love with me but I'm not easy, sleazy or promiscuious.
Too bad you are Fergie.
Girl-Hey do you like Fergie?
Boy-No. She is washed-up and old. Plus she is nothing without the Black-Eyed Peas.
What does "a Fergie" mean?
Something awesome but ruined by one tragic flaw.
Fergie's awesome body is countered by Fergie's tragic face; thus her face is her Fergie.
A Fergie - what does it mean?
A female who looks moderately attractive from a distance, but upon further inspection resembles a man
Greg: "Hey check out that one near the bar"
Tom: "Yeh I'de do her"
Greg: "Go say Hi"
20 seconds later
Greg: "Is she keen"
Tom: "She's a Fergie"
Greg: "Oh... i hate that"
A Fergie - meaning
The used condoms on the bedroom floor.
You really need to pick up your fergies. You can't walk across the bedroom without having them stick to your feet.
Pick up that fergie on your way to the bathroom, and flush it.
A Fergie - definition
A singer and performer that loves to sing about having her "box eaten out"
Dang Fergie likes oral!
A Fergie - slang
A female who looks moderately attractive from a distance, but upon further inspection resembles a man
Greg: "Hey check out that one near the bar"
Tom: "Yeh I'de do her"
Greg: "Go say Hi"
20 seconds later
Greg: "Is she keen"
Tom: "She's a Fergie"
Greg: "Oh... i hate that"
A Fergie
One who partakes in singing songs in which they are the main subject; egotistical.
That loser wouldn't stop talking about himself! He is SUCH a fergie.
A Fergie
To have anal sex with a woman while holding on to her humps, her humps, her lovely lady lumps. To put your junk in her trunk.
I fergied her 'til her eyes rolled up.
A Fergie
To do a Fergie is when feeling a girls breasts to ease the tension or to break an awkward silence by saying the exact quote, "These are class" followed by, "If I had a pair of these; I'd play with them all day!"
Peter: Did you hear what Steve said at the weekend?
Robert: Yeah, I heard he done a Fergie!