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What is Zellweger?

An actress, married to Kenny Chesney, who has won an Oscar and three Golden Globes.

RenΓ©e Zellweger was in the musical, Chicago.

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Zellweger - what is it?

Not your two cent actress, completely talented, nominated 3 times for an Academy Award and won one for her role as Ruby in Cold Mountain. She's gorgeous, she's unconventional, she's zesty. She did Kenny Chesney a favor. Recently claimed a spot on the Hollywood Walk of Fame (2005), well deserved.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Renee Zellweger.

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What does "Zellweger" mean?

ugly, anoxeric, transexual, whore, who shouldn't have married kenny chesney, bad actress, has a chode, and just down right sucks

Renee zellweger is a man!

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Zellweger - what does it mean?

(v.) letting some random stranger have the luxury of paying for your overpriced restaurant meal.

'Man, I hit it big last night, I met this hot chick. Trouble was, she Zeta Jonesed this huge carbo dinner at Babbo, then she Zellwegered me.'"

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Zellweger - meaning

Renee Zellweger: An extraordinarily hideous actress who looks like she's suffering from a variety of different syndromes; namely: anaphylactic shock, constipation, variola major (smallpox), and bloating.

Just look at Renee Zellweger's "un-touched" photos. Serious allergic reaction there.

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Zellweger - definition

the anti viagra, i.e. the cure for a case of the boners

Looking at a picture of Renee Zellweger is a one way trip to flaccid-ville

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Zellweger - slang

A well known actress that can act quite well but DAMN she's ugly.

Renee Zellweger has three important awards but she is STILL ugly.

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Zellweger

(v.): to completely change one's appearance in a short period of time while denying having had plastic surgery

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(n.): someone who is mistaken for you but who looks nothing like you; extremely awkward doppelgΓ€nger

"dude she totally zellwegered since last week!"

"whoa thought that was Fred, but I just waved at his zellweger!"

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Zellweger

A Zellweger is a unit of time, defined as the average length of a Rene Zellweger marriage. This is approximately 3-6 weeks, but varies widely based on her recent exploits.

Wow, I can't wait for this semester to be over! There's only about a Zellweger left until break.

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Zellweger

A sexual act where one blows his load into a girl's mouth, then jams cut up lemons into her mouth so she makes a scrunched up sour face, looking like Rene Zellweger.

You should have seen this girl after I gave her a Zellweger last night. Thankfully I remembered to bring my lemons with me.

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