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What is Zellweger?An actress, married to Kenny Chesney, who has won an Oscar and three Golden Globes. RenΓ©e Zellweger was in the musical, Chicago. Zellweger - meme gifZellweger - videoZellweger - what is it?Not your two cent actress, completely talented, nominated 3 times for an Academy Award and won one for her role as Ruby in Cold Mountain. She's gorgeous, she's unconventional, she's zesty. She did Kenny Chesney a favor. Recently claimed a spot on the Hollywood Walk of Fame (2005), well deserved. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Renee Zellweger. What does "Zellweger" mean?ugly, anoxeric, transexual, whore, who shouldn't have married kenny chesney, bad actress, has a chode, and just down right sucks Renee zellweger is a man! Zellweger - what does it mean?(v.) letting some random stranger have the luxury of paying for your overpriced restaurant meal. 'Man, I hit it big last night, I met this hot chick. Trouble was, she Zeta Jonesed this huge carbo dinner at Babbo, then she Zellwegered me.'" Zellweger - meaningRenee Zellweger: An extraordinarily hideous actress who looks like she's suffering from a variety of different syndromes; namely: anaphylactic shock, constipation, variola major (smallpox), and bloating. Just look at Renee Zellweger's "un-touched" photos. Serious allergic reaction there. Zellweger - definitionthe anti viagra, i.e. the cure for a case of the boners Looking at a picture of Renee Zellweger is a one way trip to flaccid-ville Zellweger - slangA well known actress that can act quite well but DAMN she's ugly. Renee Zellweger has three important awards but she is STILL ugly. Zellweger(v.): to completely change one's appearance in a short period of time while denying having had plastic surgery "dude she totally zellwegered since last week!" ZellwegerA Zellweger is a unit of time, defined as the average length of a Rene Zellweger marriage. This is approximately 3-6 weeks, but varies widely based on her recent exploits. Wow, I can't wait for this semester to be over! There's only about a Zellweger left until break. ZellwegerA sexual act where one blows his load into a girl's mouth, then jams cut up lemons into her mouth so she makes a scrunched up sour face, looking like Rene Zellweger. You should have seen this girl after I gave her a Zellweger last night. Thankfully I remembered to bring my lemons with me. |
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