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What is Zambezi?
A Zambezi Sunflower looks like a French impressionist, oil on canvas, painting worth millions, but is actually created almost instantaneously, shit on porcelain, due to an explosive release of diarrhea while seated on the throne.
After we ate at that dodgy Indian restaurant, I was doing Zambezi sunflowers all night!
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Zambezi - what is it?
A sex act involving 2 people and a goat. The giver of the Zambezi Zieg Zag begins by thoroughly sodomizing the goat whilst looking at pictures of unicorn amputees. After the goat has been worked over to your's and it's satisfaction you call the third party over. This could be a man or a woman (or another goat). Masturbating with the goat feces to propel yourself towards climax, you take aim at your partner's bare chest, back, buttocks, or face (dealer's choice on this one, folks). Waving your ample genitalia back and forth, you splash a brown and white "Z" across your fleshy canvas.
*Sometimes referred to as a Ziegler Zorro.
I went down to the barn to feed the goats and I didn't know my uncle was down there. Needless to say, I ended up on the business end of a Zambezi Zieg Zag. I can still smell it!
What does "Zambezi" mean?
When you're at the club, and you find yourself staring deeply into a giant's eyes all night slow dancing to All 4 One, steadily becoming hypnotized as your loins burn with lust. You wake up the next morning wondering where you are with an unmistakable pain in your butthole, as the giant rolls over and whispers in your ear, "Whoops, I forgot to take my Biktarvy."
That giant stared into my eyes and gave me the Zambezi Zinger.
Zambezi - what does it mean?
A bowel movement of great intensity brought on by the over consumption of spicy food.
Usually a slow building and contemplative process that crescendoes into the birthing of a mighty feculence.
So pungent, fervid and sultry is the defecation process that it steams up the entire bathroom to a state reminiscent of the dank and humid jungles of Central African flood plain of the Zambezi River.
Uncle Deepak just dropped a Zambezi Steamer and flattened the upstairs bathroom. We must open all the windows and evacuate the house quickly!
Zambezi - meaning
The realist of them all getting ladies,funny,handsome and just might take your female.
Hey bro Zambezi just took my hoe.