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What is ZLATAN?
A young, tall and amazing striker with a big nose that will be better than Andriy Schevchenko in a couple of years.
I don't know what Juventus would do without Zlatan Ibrahimovic
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ZLATAN - what is it?
footballer for juventus and sweden
beat italy in euro 2004 with amazing back heel
What does "ZLATAN" mean?
zlatan is defined in the oxford english dictionary as "arrogance of the highest order" or simply a person with their head so far up their own arse they can sniff what they had for dinner. If used in the wrong way you may be thought of as a right jeb-end.
LLoyd-"hey man im boss at everthing"
Ali(to Tom)"hey isn't lloyd such a zlatan"
Goz(to Ali)-"have you seen lloyd recently?"
Ali(to Goz)-"no but he's being a right zlatan at the moment"
Goz(to Ali)-"what a twat"
ZLATAN - what does it mean?
The nice guy down the street. Acts simple minded, but is actually pretty smart. Party animal at time, and other times quiet and a romantic.
Zach: "Hey Tim, wanna go to a party tonight?"
Tim: "Heck yeah. Party like it's 1969!"
Zach: "Dude, you're such a zlatan"
Lily: "He introduced himself to me, and he was so sweety and nice. He's such a romantic"
Sarah: "He sounds like a real zlatan. You're so lucky"
ZLATAN - meaning
To deceive one in a cunny and clever way
Michael was zlataned by his mother
ZLATAN - definition
Zlatan is a legend among men. A blessing on the Earth. When in the company of Zlatan, one can feel like they have achieved enlightenment.
Normie: "I pray to god"
God: "I pray to Zlatan"
ZLATAN - slang
Person 1: “I pray to god”
God: “I pray to Zlatan”
ZLATAN
z-la-tan-ed:
past participle of zlatan:
adjective
1.
Having been defeated and/or outperformed
"I knew when I was zlataned"
2.
To be overwhelmed, immobilized, or experience an inability to perform.
"He struggled: it was clear that he was zlataned."
synonyms: battered, petrified, traumatized
zlatan
zlataning
They've just been zlataned!
ZLATAN
To be insanely awesome at everything and for everyone, have a big ego for it, and be physically or verbally slick (basically, to be a boss man)
Origin: Zlatan Ibrahimovic, one of the greatest footballers of all time and this generation and one of the hardest, baddest men you've ever seen since Roy Keane
That guy's a true Zlatan. He's well good
Girl: Wow, look at him. Such a Zlatan. Well fit
You're a Zlatan. You're well hard.
ZLATAN
Verb that refers to being fucking awesome at everything you do.
Damn, he's scored three goals already? He's on fire! He's zlataning!