Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Yuletide?

A woman that shows up to your christmas party of any sort just to ruin a good time for everyone at the party

Chelsey showed up to the christmas party just to let her anger out on everybody at the party and smashed the chocolate fountain, she is such a yuletide bitch.

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Yuletide - what is it?

Bad luck around Christmas.

Yo, dude, someone took a dump on your drivers seat. Shoulda locked your doors.

What a yuletide dick in the ass!

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What does "Yuletide" mean?

The accumlation of stress and anxiety before/during/after Xmas.

"Around this time, me and my family suffer Yuletide Trauma Syndrome all too regularly."

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Yuletide - what does it mean?

The tingly feeling you get in your butthole when you are outside looking at the moon, and you bend over and cough.

There was a full moon last night, what a Yuletide joy!

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Yuletide - meaning

a term used to describe a juul, when around family friends or coworkers

im finna leave this barbeque and hit the yuletide carol: mom is getting on my nerves

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Yuletide - definition

A very thick, large shit that is decorated with undigested holley leaves and berries. Can be decorated after delivery for

a variety of uses.

'I had nothing to serve for dessert christmas eve so I had to create my very own yuletide log

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Yuletide - slang

a males genitals

**That bitch told me her hands were cold, so i let her warm them up on my yuletide log**

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Yuletide

The massive shit you do on Boxing Day after stuffing your face on Christmas Day

Guy #1 - "Hey mate, where are you off to?"

Guy #2 - "It's time to release the Yuletide Log"

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Yuletide

The act of engaging in Christmas Cheer (putting up trees or lights, wearing holiday themed clothes, hiding Elves on Shelves, etc) prior to the midnight after Thanksgiving.

Bob's house has Christmas lights up already, and Thanksgiving isn't even for another week. He has a bad case of Premature Yuletidation.

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Yuletide

Ingredients

Crushed ice
5 fresh raspberries
2 ounces lemon juice
2 ounces Pink Whitney
2 ounces grenadine
2 ounces Smirnoff Pink Lemonade
2 ounces Raspberry Vodka or liqueur
1 can of 7Up pomegranate

You'll need
1 chilled whiskey glass (look up whiskey glass)

1 shaker
Muller

Strainer
Stirring device (such as spoon)

Put the raspberries into the shaker and mull them (crush them till they're basically liquid but not quite). Then start adding the other ingredients except for the 7Up. Properly shake for 25 seconds and put it to the side. Grab your chilled glass and fill it halfway with the 7Up. Then grab your concoction and strain that in the glass slowly until it's almost touching the rim. Stir and enjoy.

"Yo bro, tis the season you wanna grab a Yuletide and piss in the street?"
"Hell yeah bro, anything with you.)

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