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What is Youngstown?
Oddly enough, my favorite place to go. Since where I live is too boring and my parents grew up there so I've always gotten to go there all the time so it's like a second home. It's interesting enough if you're hanging out in the park: Lots of gunshots, people threatening to kill you, druggies, and male prostitutes. (But not everywhere in Youngstown, only the fun parts.)
I'm going to Youngstown, I wanna go laugh at the male prostitutes in the park!
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Youngstown - what is it?
All the violence, drugs and crime of a major city at half the price!!!
Yeah, Youngstown, Ohio has a nice park, but the guy that's so in love with Mill Creek failed to mention that people not of color can't walk there on a cloudy day--unless they're walking their Rottweiler!!! A friend who lives near that park actually gained a measure of safety by putting gargoyles on all his fence posts. The "local residents" are afraid of them, don't you know? Today (1/23/10), a gang-banger robbed and murdered a little old lady in my church parking lot as she left Mass. It might not be hell, but you get close enough to one of the few steel mills that are still in the area, you can feel the heat and smell the burning sulfur!!!
What does "Youngstown" mean?
An old steel and factory city that has to redefine itself and move forward.
Youngstown is not as bad as listed here. It has its problems like every city. Nice parks, affordable housing (outside of the projects, like every other city has in America) a top notch, affordable state university and good paying jobs. Suburbs i.e. Boardman, Austintown, Canfield, Poland are very successful.
Youngstown - what does it mean?
A city in Northeastern Ohio named after John Young, who came there in 1797 after purchasing the whole township. Youngstown is largely impoverished with the median household income less than 20 grand a year. Youngstown is also notorious for its crime rate with an average of 52 murders a year and countless rapes and robberies. Only 7% of the city's population has a Bachelor's degree or higher, which may account for the poor economy. With the closet city (with a pop. of 1,000,000+) being Philadelphia and a nasty climate, Youngstown is not a desirable place to be.
I want to commit suicide so I'm gonna stand in the Youngstown Projects for an hour or so to let someone else do the dirty work.
Youngstown - meaning
Youngstown, Ohio. (330)
Definition of Youngstown - You N G's Town.
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Murder is 3.10 times the National Average
Forcible Rape is 2.06 times the National Average
Robbery is 1.63 times the National Average
Aggravated Assault is 1.39 times the National Average
All Violent Crime is 1.60 times the National Average
Arson is 10.81 times the National Average
Burglary is 2.58 times the National Average
Larceny or Theft is 1.08 times the National Average
Car Theft is 1.04 times the National Average
All Property Crime is 1.37 times the National Average
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Youngstown (Ohio) was also rated #15 out of the worst 100 cities for crime, murder, rape in 2008.
Fuck all the haters. Youngstown is da place.
~Goon Squad 330~
Youngstown - definition
One of the original headquarters for organized crime. Violence, Corruption, Death. The type of place where you breed knuckle busters.
"That was the craziest place I've ever been. I felt like I was in Youngstown!"
Youngstown - slang
The unwanted love-child of a brief fling between Gary, IN, and a rural village in Sicily.
If the mob ran Gary, it would be just like Youngstown; except for the Penguins.
Youngstown
A depressed, poverty stricken, hell-ish town in Northeastern Ohio, so backwards that it's natives say "Paper Scissors Rock" instead of "Rock Paper Scissors."
Josh: "Hey Brionna, want to play Rock Paper Scissors?"
Brionna: "Sure! Paper, scissors-"
Josh: "Why the hell are you saying it like that? Oh I forgot, you're from Youngstown, freak."
Youngstown
A location up in north eastern Ohio in The United States. A horrible city to live in (I've done that) but it sure does have a nice park, maybe one of the best in the world. It is full of cool stuff like corruption, drugs, murder, a maximum security prison, a damn nice park, and murder. It has a nice college, and we like our football here, but unfortunately everyone likes the browns, so the city is thrown into permanent depression. And damn does it have a nice park.
It is also home to the worlds greatest gathering of pizza shops. Never ask if its national brand pizza because you'll probably be stoned to death. Did I mention it has a nice park?
Person A: Have you ever been to Youngstown?
Person B: No
Person A: Don't worry, you're not missing out, although it does have a nice park.
Youngstown
The town so shitty that someone OD's and dies in the bathroom of a Taco Bell at 3 in the afternoon and not only is no one shocked, but also instead of being shocked, they're just pissed off they can't get their Dorito's Locos Tacos.
Some junkie OD in the Youngstown Taco Bell Bathroom?!? Great, now I have to drive to Boardman to get a taco.