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What is Yolonda?
A black chick with a very large clit.
oh look at that yolonda!..
Yolonda - meme gif
Yolonda - video
Yolonda - what is it?
A covert acronym meaning "You Only Live Once, Nigga. Dat's All."
Person A: "I failed all my classes this semester."
Person B: "Yolonda"
What does "Yolonda" mean?
A Yolonda is a lady of great beauty, both inside and out. But don't let her gracious demeanor fool you- she can also shake her ass like there is no tomorrow! Often called YOLO for short, she reminds us all to live life as of there really is no tomorrow.
A Yolonda is bilingual and screams loudly for no apparent reason. It is always best to keep a Yolonda handy in case you find yourself in Mexico or a local Zumba class.
"YOLO, Yolo!"
Girl 1: "What the hell was that noise?!"
Girl 2: "Yolonda"
Girl 1: "Oh, I love her! Let's take her to Zumba later."