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What is YOUNG MAN?
There was a young man from china
Who wans't a very good climber
He slipped on a rock
cut off his cock
and now he's got a vagina.
YOUNG MAN - video
YOUNG MAN - what is it?
Angry Young Man Syndrome usually occurs between young men aged 18 to 22. This often coincides with their discovery of beer as a breakfast substitute.
The effects of Angry Young Man Syndrome are: not calling or visiting your family, being gruff with your family when you do see them, not giving presents to family or friends on key holidays and birthdays, being grumpy when you don't get very good presents back, complaining about how poor and poverty-stricken you are after buying the latest computer game, listening to Angry Young Man Music, being cynical about everything and everyone in general.
Friend 1: What's his problem?
Friend 2: Must be Angry Young Man Syndrome
What does "YOUNG MAN" mean?
A young adult, typically male whose rebellious phase in life was delayed, thus instead of presenting itself during adolescence, it precipitated during young adulthood. Unable to control the fluctuating levels of testosterone and can't afford anger management therapy, coupled with his tiny weinner and inability to get laid he soughts out war on the world and society. He becomes a moral police criticizing social norms.
Angry young man:
I hate guys mixing with girls, partying and having a good time. They are what's wrong with the world. They are filthy vermins of society.
Friend:
Mann... just coz u ain't got no friends and still a virgin, ya dun have to rain on the parade!
YOUNG MAN - what does it mean?
An autistic way of saying "sweatpants"
Ryan- "Why is that kid wearing daring young mans?"
Josh- "I don't know..he must not have any sense of fashion!"
YOUNG MAN - meaning
1: a term used to describe a boy or man, typically below 27 years of age, who is delightful, respectful, kind and polite.
2: a sarcastic term denoting to a boy or man, typically below 27 years of age, who is the exact opposite of delightful, respectful, kind and polite.
1: Mohammed is always holding the door open for other people, and he's good at cheering people up when they're feeling upset or have been diagnosed with terminal cancer. What a charming young man!
2: Person A: Mohammed isn't in school because he was suspended for setting toilet roll on fire. Person B: No, that was last time. This time he was suspended for physically abusing a teacher. Person C: What a charming young man!
YOUNG MAN - definition
DLC for Rock Band by The Who that if you FC it on expert drums, You become Jesus for 15 minutes.
Person 1 - "Dude, I just FC'd Young Man Blues on expert drums!"
Person 2 - "zOMG, The Second Coming!"
YOUNG MAN - slang
A song by Billy Joel which contains an infamously difficult piano riff created by repeatedly hitting the middle C key
A: Damn, I just listened to that song Angry Young Man... is that real!?
B: Yeah, in his prime when he was young he played it even faster than the recording.
A: Holy shit.
YOUNG MAN
something your grandmother calls you.
My grandson is such a handsome young man.
YOUNG MAN
Noun
A sexual move in which a male participant ejaculates into a tissue. This is followed with said male screaming the lyrics of the popular song "Y.M.C.A", balling up the tissue with ejaculate in it and throwing the balled happy-goo tissue at his sexual partners face. It is very important that the tissue hits the participants face as they exclaim "Young Man"
Rebecca: Hey Cassidy, you seem in a good mood.
Cassidy: Michael Young Manned me last night! It was wonderful!
Rebecca: Lucky! Dylan never Young Mans me!
YOUNG MAN
Complete opposite of Big Man, young man thinks he’s the g.o.a.t. But in reality he can’t do simple tasks like driving a nail. Young men will try to assert dominance by mocking other people for no reason. When facing big man (psychologically and physically), young man stands no chance. The best way to bum young men is by saying
“Wait till I call Big Man”.
Person : oi! young man stop fucking with my youngsters or I will call Big Man Mandi