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What is The Second Coming?Be prepared. The weird guy from texas has found his successor. ?: Did you hear? The Second Coming of the weird guy from texas is happening. The Second Coming - videoThe Second Coming - what is it?A hybrid, progressive form of "first come first serve" where the second person literally gets the short end of the stick and has to swallow. OVERCONFIDENT GUY: "Alright ladies, I'll be in the break room waiting. Remember it's first come second swallow." Overconfident guy pretends to fire his make believe guns at the two girls then walks away with a dumb grin on his face. Girl #1 turns to her friend. GIRL #1: "More like, last one in tastes the rotten eggs." The girls laugh and high five... missing each other's hand of course. What does "The Second Coming" mean?Someone that can turn their poop into wine. Random guy: "I'm the second coming of Jesus Christ." The Second Coming - what does it mean?The โGreat Awakeningโ among diehard Trumpists-QAnonists for their twice-impeached โpolitical saviorโ and the โanointed oneโ to come back to free the country from the โDeep Stateโ and to make America greater againโthey couldnโt believe that President Biden is officially inaugurated, because they were expecting President Trump to declare martial law to remain in power for four more years. With millions of hardcore supporters itching to hear from their ex-Twitterer-in-Chief directly, their only hope now is to keep the faith in Trumpโs second coming, which might take place in 2024 or 2028, if heโs not barred from public office by Senate lawmakers. The Second Coming - meaningLook at the following Barrack Obama has. People gaze at him in awe. This must be the Second Coming of Christ. The Second Coming - definitionWhen you fuck a girl after you dip your dick in holy water once and then do it again so it's like a holy Second coming of Jesus. Amit: Damn bro, I pulled The Second Coming of Jesus with Chloe last night. The Second Coming - slangWhen you burp up smoke after smoking Rodney: *burps up smoke* โwoah man, what just happened?โ The Second ComingA term that could be used on one for a male sex partner or friend to get them unwanted attention. Only works on someone everyone seems to "know" as is known as a straight male who associates with both sexes, typically called a "king". The Second Coming is a word that if spread to the people around the selected target makes them almost famous if they meet certain criterea The Second ComingPebbledashing, explosive diarrhoea that follows a bog standard stool an hour or so earlier. Huckle: That's the second time you've had a long loo break in the past hour, everything okay? The Second ComingAfter you've taken a shit and are ready to leave the bathroom, you are struck with a crucifixion of your internal organs causing you to shit a second time and repeat the pooping process over again. "I was about to leave the bathroom when all the sudden The Second Coming took place upon my bowels." |
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