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What is Wooks?Derogatory term for a female Marine. Short for "wookie," it refers to the apparent trend that attractive women tend to shy away from joining the corps, and we get what's left. Great, just what this unit needs - more wooks. Wooks - meme gifWooks - videoWooks - what is it?A dirty hippie that will bum of you for money, drugs, or anything in general. They exclusively listen to bassnectar and crawl out of K holes. They are known to boof ketamine. Oh hey there goes Alec I heard heβs the ultimate wook...he started a gofundme asking for money to buy drugs and travel What does "Wooks" mean?A woke individual with spiritual knowledge due to all the drugs. Hippie. Nice. Loving. Caring. Will share the shirt off their back and drugs. Loves to dance with shoes off. Will dance all night and day long. Look at that wook walking around at 4am with sunglasses on Wooks - what does it mean?A wook is a person who is very good at meeting their needs through other people. Some wooks do this through good relationships with many people and often have something to bring to the table by way of those relationships. Working class wooks often have a little more to contribute in wookdom. At the other end of the spectrum are bad wooks who steal shit. Thankfully most wooks are good wooks. One enters wook life by spending down their own resources, often on festival tickets, fuel and party favors all the while developing connections that will help them thrive in wookdom. In social science terms, wooks know how to maximize social capital better than many others. Good wooks create an alternative economy to what we experience mainstream. Finally, wooks are not to be confused with spunions, though there could be overlap. Disregard all definitions that begin "dirty hippie." I met this wook who knows where to get the best partyfavors. Wooks - meaningShort for wookie. Plural: wooks. The dirty, vagranty variety of hippy. Almost always unemployed, following around jambands or festivals, and ripping people off. Known more for their tactics than their beliefs (unlike the more respectable hippy). That wook over there has been "borrowing" my veggie burgers all weekend. Wooks - definitionA term of endearment in the festival community, but also an insult. The word "wook" has been used ironically so many times, that it has replaced the word "hippy." The word is popularly used in memes. These resilient creatures can go days without food and they drink bottled water that has been left out in the sun for four days. You haven't showered in three days? You fucking wook. Wooks - slangA wook is a hippie without any ambition, motivation, or drive other than drugs and image. They're generally in their twenties, college students (or dropouts) at small-town liberal colleges (such as Appalachian State University) and dependent on an income other than their own. hippie, wookie, wook, dirty hippie, college student Wooksnoun or adjective. a dirty, hairy, stinky, mal-nourished, dishonest creature that often travels in packs, with possibly and unfortunately, mangy, multi-colored dogs on hand-made all natural, organic hemp leashes, or alone wandering aimlessly around a concert (usually "hippie music") parking lot with a few seemingly more important than the music goals; find as many mind altering substances and cram them into their bodies as fast and furiously as possible, get into the show somehow, don't lose the dog this time, and if by chance they come across unattended property such as a cooler, chair, backpack, or a beverage, it will then become their own. also once inside the show and the music begins, even if it sucks, a true wook will never be able to tell the difference because once the substances take effect, many of them can actually be seen dancing and "gooving" to music that only they can hear. wooks are only useful in one way: if you are trying to warn or scare a younger more easily influenced friend about the dangers of drugs, just tell them to observe and study the behaviors of wooks in their natural surroundings, but warn them that if they get too close, they may risk becoming one themselves! My friend's older brother is a sneaky wook. WooksHalf-cocked former middle-class dude who was a stoner in high school, discovered shrooms at a camping festival in college and has since decided to live as a nearly homeless walking tarot card. Like if The Fool jumped off the cliff and landed in a mushroom patch. That wook just wandered into camp with a ten-strip and some raw bacon trying to barter for water! WooksShoes that are fake to the real brand. fake Jordans,Fake Bathingapes as of wooks |
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