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What is wooks?
A dirty hippie that will bum of you for money, drugs, or anything in general. They exclusively listen to bassnectar and crawl out of K holes. They are known to boof ketamine.
Oh hey there goes Alec I heard he’s the ultimate wook...he started a gofundme asking for money to buy drugs and travel
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Wooks - what is it?
A woke individual with spiritual knowledge due to all the drugs. Hippie. Nice. Loving. Caring. Will share the shirt off their back and drugs. Loves to dance with shoes off. Will dance all night and day long.
Look at that wook walking around at 4am with sunglasses on
What does "wooks" mean?
A wook is a person who is very good at meeting their needs through other people. Some wooks do this through good relationships with many people and often have something to bring to the table by way of those relationships. Working class wooks often have a little more to contribute in wookdom. At the other end of the spectrum are bad wooks who steal shit. Thankfully most wooks are good wooks. One enters wook life by spending down their own resources, often on festival tickets, fuel and party favors all the while developing connections that will help them thrive in wookdom. In social science terms, wooks know how to maximize social capital better than many others. Good wooks create an alternative economy to what we experience mainstream. Finally, wooks are not to be confused with spunions, though there could be overlap. Disregard all definitions that begin "dirty hippie."
I met this wook who knows where to get the best partyfavors.
Wooks - what does it mean?
Short for wookie. Plural: wooks. The dirty, vagranty variety of hippy. Almost always unemployed, following around jambands or festivals, and ripping people off. Known more for their tactics than their beliefs (unlike the more respectable hippy).
That wook over there has been "borrowing" my veggie burgers all weekend.
Wooks - meaning
A term of endearment in the festival community, but also an insult. The word "wook" has been used ironically so many times, that it has replaced the word "hippy." The word is popularly used in memes. These resilient creatures can go days without food and they drink bottled water that has been left out in the sun for four days.
You haven't showered in three days? You fucking wook.
I met this wook chick at a Festival and she was brushing her teeth with her dreads.
This wook traded me a cool rock for a cigarette.
Wooks - definition
A wook is a hippie without any ambition, motivation, or drive other than drugs and image. They're generally in their twenties, college students (or dropouts) at small-town liberal colleges (such as Appalachian State University) and dependent on an income other than their own.
Wooks tend to travel in packs, they smell strongly of patchouli and are in constant search for free drugs. One of the defining characteristics is an excessive amount of unkempt hair, usually in dreadlocks.
It is important to make the distinction between a hippie and a wook. Hippies can generally be viewed as positive, optimistic members of society with an idealistic goal for the betterment of society. Wooks are everything that you've been warned about in regard to hippies wrapped into a neat little package.
hippie, wookie, wook, dirty hippie, college student
Wooks - slang
noun or adjective. a dirty, hairy, stinky, mal-nourished, dishonest creature that often travels in packs, with possibly and unfortunately, mangy, multi-colored dogs on hand-made all natural, organic hemp leashes, or alone wandering aimlessly around a concert (usually "hippie music") parking lot with a few seemingly more important than the music goals; find as many mind altering substances and cram them into their bodies as fast and furiously as possible, get into the show somehow, don't lose the dog this time, and if by chance they come across unattended property such as a cooler, chair, backpack, or a beverage, it will then become their own. also once inside the show and the music begins, even if it sucks, a true wook will never be able to tell the difference because once the substances take effect, many of them can actually be seen dancing and "gooving" to music that only they can hear. wooks are only useful in one way: if you are trying to warn or scare a younger more easily influenced friend about the dangers of drugs, just tell them to observe and study the behaviors of wooks in their natural surroundings, but warn them that if they get too close, they may risk becoming one themselves!
My friend's older brother is a sneaky wook.
Wooks
Half-cocked former middle-class dude who was a stoner in high school, discovered shrooms at a camping festival in college and has since decided to live as a nearly homeless walking tarot card. Like if The Fool jumped off the cliff and landed in a mushroom patch.
He's emotionally stunted; probably hates his dad for some perceived slight like say, asking him to do something with his life other than donation-based drug parties. He's sexually reckless with only a tenuous enough grasp on nonmonogamy to use it to be a slut. Into tantra but not condoms.
Supported Bernie but would rather watch the government collapse so ultimately sat out the whole election, "the moon landing was faked, bruh," anti-vaxxer, some kind of vegan/orthorexic eater but his abs only look good because of all the coke he does.
Instead of hosting intelligent discourse he likes to ask "highly philosophical" questions as a means of deflection, but his arguments can be knocked down with simple logic. He refuses to partake in society, because he sees through the bullshit, but in reality he's almost totally ignorant.
He'll seduce you with talks of sacred geometry and if he's the calmer type, demonstrations of acro yoga. For all the talk of intimacy, spirituality, and human connection, he just grunts on top of you like any other dudebro you've made the mistake of fucking.
Basically a very dirty and confused cross between the shittiest art student in the program and a standard hard-partying college dude.
That wook just wandered into camp with a ten-strip and some raw bacon trying to barter for water!
Wooks
a kid who fears none and likes to jog...jogga jogga jogga
"aw man wooks got to the chips again"
Wooks
Bastardness on monstorous levels. Being the Yoda of bastardness.
When you killed that dudes mother and slept with his girlfriend that was just wooks of you.