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What is Woodruff?

the biggest faggot who jacks off to japanese porn and likes the cock

I caught my brother jacking off, he was acting like a Beau Woodruff.

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Woodruff - what is it?

A silly teddy bear of a man who screams like a banshee when he is drunk. My savage beerpong partner. Jokes tend to go over this guys head so you have to explain them at the end. Crazy good football player. Interesting person. Freak at Call Of Duty.

You:"Clayton why are you screaming like a girl?"

Clayton Woodruff:"Thats just who i am brotha"

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What does "Woodruff" mean?

A sexual act that consists of placing your index and middle fingers into the nose of the victim and dry dogging thier asshole until climax. After your baby gravy has been deposited quickly remove your fingers from the nostrals and kick the victim soundly in the abdomen. Usually resulting in a violent explosive mixture of the two people's bodily fluids

Dude she let me tie her up and give her the Dirty Woodruff

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Woodruff - what does it mean?

Very hott lead singer in the band Hawthorne Heights. Hawthorne Heights has been called emo, scremo bunches of other stuff. They do scream. -Casey Calvert is the screemer- But, that stuff's beside the point, JT Woodruff is beautiful <3 He has long blackish hair and brown eyes. He's married... -to Niki Niki FM- Oh ya, he plays gituar too. <33

JT Woodruff in song Wake Up Call

Wake me up,
From this nightmare,
Wake me up I know that I
Am drowning
In,
The blood from a pitch-black heart

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Woodruff - meaning

1) To organize your cards extremely slowly in any kind of card game, generally in a passive aggressive manner
2) To blatantly and continuously cheat at said card game, like an asshole

By pulling a Woodruff, I won the game like the asshole I am.

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Woodruff - definition

A hottie Born in Germany, lives in Dayton,Ohio married Nikki Woodruff ..is in a band called Hawthorne Heights formerly known as A day in the Life he is the lead singer and guitarist...back then when they were a day in the life he had no hopes of becoming famous or anything and he was emo because he pretty much had nothing going right for him..but now his band is pretty big and i love hawthorne heights from the begining :D

I love JT Woodruff and Hawthorne Heights

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Woodruff - slang

Shitting oneself, especially on Camden High St.

"I drank so much last night that I ended up doing a Woodruff on the way to the cinema"

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Woodruff

A {woodruff} is a large piece of disgusting slime that can appear in the right light as passable. However, under stress a woodruff reveals its true nature and can appear as a snake or a douchebag or even a bully. A woodruff is a blowhard.

I wouldn't touch a woodruff with a ten-foot pole.

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Woodruff

Woodruff - A name which is given to faggots.

His name should be Woodruff, not Jeff.

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Woodruff

Woodruff = Forest Ranger

These creatures are rather rare, if you find one you are lucky! They are one of the most gallent, friendly, fun, and chill creatures on this planet. They have many aquainteces, but few have the honor of truely getting to know it. While friendly, they are very private, (most go by an alias name, ie, Woody) and have been known to get hostile if someone is too nosey.

person 1) That dude is awesome! He is down to earth and really chill... Who is he?

person 2) Oh, thats Woody. I mean Woodruff. And yes, he is awesome.

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