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What is Hawthorne Heights?

Hawthorne Heights is the worst band in the world. With their emo lines, saying "cut my wrists and black my eyes", no wonder they have no friends. All fo them should be shot in their faces. No one gives a shit if their old boyfriend dumped them in '95. NO ONE CARES. Kill emos.

"dewd omg letz showr in da bathroom 2 gethir and listin 2 Hawthorne Heights bekuz we R gai emoz..."

In similar news, 100% of emos are homosexual.

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Hawthorne Heights - what is it?

A four piece (five piece until the death of Casey Calvert in 2007) band from Dayton, Ohio that is widely considered to be part of the emo/screamo movement. Idolized by emos and pop-punk fans, skewered by emo haters, and completely left alone by audiophiles and critics, they are the very definition of the Generic Emo Band. They specialize in making emo-styled pop-punk that goes straight through my head without making any impression at all. Not to mention that they suffer from a musically deadly disease known as Lyricitis Type Bad and incorporate (horrendous) screaming in their music.

Emo kid: Dear Diary, Mood: Heartbroken. LIKE OMG! I ASKED THIS GIRL OUT TODAY AND SHE SAID NO GET AWAY FROM ME EMO FREAK AND IT MADE ME SO SAD! So, liek, I went home and listened to Hawthorne Heights and cut my wrists and blacked my eyes like the song said. It made the terrible pain go away... but only a bit.

Emo Hater: Hawthorne heights is a bucketload of shit!... even though I've never heard one of their songs...

Audiophile: Hawthorne Heights is a band with a fairly competent rhythm section when compared to other bands in the emo movement, and that makes them worth a listen. However, they're so generic that you won't know the difference, except for maybe the laughable screaming and absolutely atrocious lyrics. Only true emos will be crazy for this band.

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What does "Hawthorne Heights" mean?

A phrase used in analogies to suggest that one thing is abysmal, untalented, lame, bunk, or a combination of the former.

Etymology: Comes from the horrible emo band Hawthorne Heights, perhaps the most untalented group in the 21st century.

Ex 1. Whew! I'm glad that show is over. That band sucked as badly Hawthorne Height's!

Ex 2. (after seeing an ugly girl) Friend: Watch out, broseph! You have a Hawthorne Heights coming your way.

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Hawthorne Heights - what does it mean?

A suck ass band with a main singer who thinks he can play the guitar but really just shakes his hand up and down like a retard. They look like fucked up moles and think there good but they actually suck ass and are only popular because Victory produces them. They need to go fuck each other , get aids, and die just like the Villiage People

Hawthorne Heights manages to completely suck yet there still famous - what the hell

Hawthorne Heights blew Victory off then screwed them so that they could play there stupid, retarded, faggit music infront of a punch of poser wannabe punk kids.

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Hawthorne Heights - meaning

Commonly thought of as a band, Hawthorne Heights is actually a giant sack of fecal matter disguised as a band.

What is this flaming bag of Hawthorne Heights doing on my front porch? *stomps*

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Hawthorne Heights - definition

Hawthorne Heights, previously A Day In The Life, is a band hailing from Ohio. The genre of music they're classified as playing, is usually questionable, and varies from person to person. Their first album, The Silence in Black and White, was released as three seperate albums. One being the standard album, the second and third being the deluxe edition, including a DVD of the band, and several extra songs, in your choice of an included black or white slipcover. Their second album, If Only They Were Lonely, is avaliable in both the "boy" and "girl" version, both containing a different lyrics booklet, with different art. If you put both booklets together, the entire story is revealed, although the album itself isn't really a concept album. Both albums were released with Vicory Records, an independent record label. A DVD was also released, called This Is Who We Are. The band has also released three music videos, to date, for the songs "Ohio Is For Lovers," "Niki FM," and "Saying Sorry," all currently recieving MTV and FUSE airplay. In some areas, they may or may not be in radio circulation.

The song "Ohio Is For Lovers" has been deemed controversial by many, due to the lyrics, "So cut my wrists and black my eyes / So I can fall asleep tonight / Or die / Because you kill me / You know you do, you kill me well / You like it, too, and I can tell" the word "cut" being blanked out on some television and radio stations. The song is also said to be depicting suicide, although from the lyrics, more than likely suggests the person the song was written about, was (figuratively) killing the narrator.

"I saw the new Hawthorne Heights video on television today."

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Hawthorne Heights - slang

Possibly the worst band ever. A mediocre singer and one of the worst screamers in the existance of music. They also have the worst lyrics I've ever heard, which is quite an accomplishment, considering Fallout Boy are still around.

One of the producers of "The Silence In Black and White" was so embarrassed by the cd that he had his name taken off of the credits. True story.

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Hawthorne Heights

Amazing band, with amazing talent.

''As these words play out
they'll try and drag you down...''

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Hawthorne Heights

Hawthorne Heights is a good band from Ohio. Their music is rock/emo/screamo. Not everyone agrees that they're good, but to some they are. You have to be interested in emo/screamo to like them. And they're not a band for all you fuckin little pussies who think their song "Ohio Is For Lovers" is the best song ever because part of the lyric is "So cut my wrists...".

Hawthorne Heights is a pretty good band.

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Hawthorne Heights

One of my favourite bands. They're amazing live. Just because "Ohio is for Lovers" said something about cutting wrists doesn't mean this is what they're telling their fans to do. I met Hawthorne Heights, they're one of the nicest bands imaginable. JT and Casey are absolute sweethearts. The only reason you hate them is because you're seeing these little "teenys" saying that the favourite song is either "Ohio", "Niki FM", or "Saying Sorry". Yeah, these songs are good, but they're not the only ones on their CDs.

Zack: Hey, where were you last night?
Me: I saw Hawthorne Heights live.
Zack: Oh man. They're awesome.
Me: I know.

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