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What is Woodcock?
The act of inserting an erect penis into ones mouth in an effort to shut them up.
I have been woodcocking people for so long it has become a regular occurrence.
Oh shit you just got woodcocked!
Woodcock - meme gif
Woodcock - video
Woodcock - what is it?
A shorebird that lives in forests, the American Woodcock is most frequently encountered at dusk when the male's chirping, peenting aerial displays attract attention. Otherwise the superbly camouflaged bird is difficult to discover on the forest floor where it probes for earthworms.
Cool Fact:
The male American Woodcock gives no parental care, but continues to display long after most females have laid eggs. Some males display at several, widely separated singing grounds and will mate with several females. A female may visit four or more singing grounds before nesting, and she may keep visiting even when she is caring for her young.
Woodcock birds are easy to spot, they're the ones with short legs and a long pecker.
What does "Woodcock" mean?
The sort of person who at a party whilst alone on a landing might flash about their small dick
"Look, that guy has a bit of a woodcock""Well at least he hasn't got it out on the landing....oh....he has"
Woodcock - what does it mean?
pretty much a god. a bran d on woodcock is not only great in the sack, but he carries a large pecker to boost. he also is a loving man and will make you laugh your arse off
i was over at my buddys house the other day and all i could hear was his girl moaning all night..... he is such a bran d on woodcock
Woodcock - meaning
Someone who gives inappropriate sex advice to underage kids.
You told that little boy to not wear condoms when having sex? Dude, you're such a woodcock!
Woodcock - definition
1. Winner
2. A man with an unusually large and hard penis
3. A bird (get your mind out of the gutter) that walks slowly along the forest floor, probing the soil with its long bill in search of earthworms. Unlike its coastal relatives, this plump little shorebird lives in young forests and shrubby old fields across eastern North America.
1. A chant to be yelled after one has defeated an opponent at any such tournament; "Woodcock means Winner!". Often times used as the team name so that the team may later chant: "Woodcock! Woodcock! Woodcock!"
3. "That guy I hooked up with last night had the biggest woodcock I've ever seen!"
2. Look at the cute woodcock with its long beak scavenging for food!
Woodcock - slang
The last name of an alias used when checking into a seedy hotel. The first name of the Alias is usually Richard
"Hi I called ahead and reserved a room by the hour under the name Woodcock, first name Richard
Woodcock
A mixed breed of peacocks and woodpeckers.
The woodcock was pretty!
Woodcock
1.One that criticizes in a unconstructive manner
2.An asshole; a dick; prick
Student with learning disability-"2+2=5".
Teacher-"Wrong douchbag take a lap"
Student#2-"Wow what a fucking woodcock"
Woodcock
Yeah, whatever, it's my last name. So what? It's not like true or anything. And no! I don't get splinters or do I know what type of wood is it. Jeeze! Give me a break. Everyone has made fun of it since grade 5. Kids can be so cruel. But I have to admit thanks to my last name I am a little more popular, thanks!
Planning Teacher: Ok everyone, I want everyone to say there last name, ok
me:Woodcock
Planning teacher: what? could you say that a little louder please
me:Woodcock
Planning teacher: LOLZZ ROFL ROFL!!