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What is woodcock?
The last name of an alias used when checking into a seedy hotel. The first name of the Alias is usually Richard
"Hi I called ahead and reserved a room by the hour under the name Woodcock, first name Richard
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Woodcock - what is it?
Inspired by the movie "Mr. Woodcock", when someone with good intentions is made out to be the "bad guy" by the manipulating villain confused for the victim.
Showing respect for others really pays off ... unless you're woodcocked in return by a guilty party in denial of their own actions.
What does "woodcock" mean?
A mixed breed of peacocks and woodpeckers.
The woodcock was pretty!
Woodcock - what does it mean?
A simple, dumb, unintelligent man, that is clueless to Mostly everything including himself. Nearly killing himself and others on a regular basis and has gotten by in life on sure luck.
I was just woodcocked and cooped at the same time.
Woodcock - meaning
1.One that criticizes in a unconstructive manner
2.An asshole; a dick; prick
Student with learning disability-"2+2=5".
Teacher-"Wrong douchbag take a lap"
Student#2-"Wow what a fucking woodcock"
Woodcock - definition
The act of inserting an erect penis into ones mouth in an effort to shut them up.
I have been woodcocking people for so long it has become a regular occurrence.
Oh shit you just got woodcocked!
Woodcock - slang
A shorebird that lives in forests, the American Woodcock is most frequently encountered at dusk when the male's chirping, peenting aerial displays attract attention. Otherwise the superbly camouflaged bird is difficult to discover on the forest floor where it probes for earthworms.
Cool Fact:
The male American Woodcock gives no parental care, but continues to display long after most females have laid eggs. Some males display at several, widely separated singing grounds and will mate with several females. A female may visit four or more singing grounds before nesting, and she may keep visiting even when she is caring for her young.
Woodcock birds are easy to spot, they're the ones with short legs and a long pecker.
Woodcock
Yeah, whatever, it's my last name. So what? It's not like true or anything. And no! I don't get splinters or do I know what type of wood is it. Jeeze! Give me a break. Everyone has made fun of it since grade 5. Kids can be so cruel. But I have to admit thanks to my last name I am a little more popular, thanks!
Planning Teacher: Ok everyone, I want everyone to say there last name, ok
me:Woodcock
Planning teacher: what? could you say that a little louder please
me:Woodcock
Planning teacher: LOLZZ ROFL ROFL!!
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come on wood and cock in the same name what needs to be said
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Woodcock
1. A person who makes racket at the slightest provocation, is easily excitable and pulls a variety of silly faces for little reason.
2. Getting a splinter in your dick.
"That Annie is such a woodcock, especially if Neighbours is on."
"Man, last night, slid along the unvanished floor and ended up getting woodcocked."