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What is Waterboarding?
When you ejaculate on a person's face, and the cum-shot ends up going up their nostrils, making it temporarily difficult for him or her to breathe through their nose. The reference is to the torture technique in which a victim is placed on a downwards sloping board, and water is poured into his or her's nostrils, simulating the sensation of drowning.
"Man, I just wanted to cum on her face, but I ended up waterboarding her instead."
"You can cum on my face, but don't waterboard me."
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Waterboarding - what is it?
One of the many forms of terrorism (in the form of torture) used by the US military in the "service" of putting an end to terrorism. Waterboarding (called "water torture" in the 16th century and used to test the witchiness of witches) involves holding a person down, covering their face with fabric, then pouring water on the fabric. The wet fabric makes it impossible to breath and the person feel as if they are about to drown, thus freaking them out to the extent that they will do just about anything to avoid more torture.
The CIA and US military use waterboarding to promote democracy worldwide.
What does "Waterboarding" mean?
Waterboard (Verb)
To urinate into the open mouth of a struggling EMO girl as her head dangles over the edge of an table/bed/sofa.
Advanced option: Elevate victims feet then Skull fuck until climax, Continue to Gullet rape her with your semi erect, over sensitive penis until you piss/come again.
Dude, John's waterboarding that skanky Emo in your room
Waterboarding - what does it mean?
The act of the educating system turning a fun activity, piece of literature or music, or another thing, into something boring by forcing it upon kids, resulting in them hating it, based upon the idiom "You can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink, but if you waterboard the horse, it definitely won't drink"
"Schools do a lot of waterboarding with 1984, I really enjoyed it when I just reread it, but I hated it in highschool"
Waterboarding - meaning
Rapidly endless talking (usually, about nothing) to the point of totally overwhelming the other party. Can be used as a manipulative control mechanism.
Person 1: Blaaaaah, blah, blah, blah, bbbbblaaaaaah, blah, blahaaah. And so I told them blahaaa, blah, blaha, blaha, blaaaah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, and did you know that blaaaaaaah, blah, blah....and blah, blah, blah....
Person 2: *OMG...WTF...good grief...yawn* Hey, will you please stfu?
Person 1 is waterboarding person 2 by talking way too much.
Waterboarding - definition
The act of cumming on a girls face and immediately after, peeing on her face, specifically aiming for the mouth and nostrils, to emulate the sensation of drowning.
Bro last night I was waterboarding this girl so much that she choked
Waterboarding - slang
When a pregnant woman's water breaks while she is receiving oral sex, thus expelling amniotic fluid in her partner's face/mouth, simulating drowning as in the controversial interrogation technique.
Yeah I was going to town on my pregnant wife and just before climaxing she waterboarded the shit out of me. It was a little f'd, but yeah the baby's healthy.
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Waterboarding
Depending on who you ask this has 2 possible definitions:
a) Torture, horrible torture equivalent to spikes shoved up the finger nails, slowly pealing skin off of a person, or hobbling someone like that scary chick from misery.
OR
b) A silly prank the military plays on their terrorist buddies at the big fun BBQ palace known as Guantanamo Bay
Example 1:
Bush is a total doucher for using waterboarding on those poor Muslims in his silly crusade again all religions other then his own.
Example 2:
Man, the military and those terrorists look like they are having so much fun over at their party. They get to bob for apples, play pin the tale on the donkey, have a tickle contest, and enjoy some fun waterboarding.
Waterboarding
When a man is about to ejaculate and right before he does he closes the nostrils of the girl, before blowing his load deep in the back of her throat, giving the sensation of drowning.
Damn! Becky broke up with David after he was waterboarding her last night man!
Waterboarding
When a girl sits on a guy's face and smothers him in her arousal to the point of him drowning, her juices flowing into his mouth and nasal passages, emulating the process of waterboarding.
Her juices dripped into his waiting mouth as she positioned her sopping cunt over his face. He groaned in agonizing satisfaction as she waterboarded him in her love.
Guy 1: So what did you do last night, bro ?
Guy 2: Took a girl home and did some waterboarding. My brain cells are still recovering from the oxygen deficiency.