What is democracy?

Somthing one country does to another when it wants something.

America needed some stable oil reserves so it brought democracy to Iraq.

democracy - meme gif

democracy - video

Democracy - what is it?

A form of government which America has never been in. In a democracy we would vote and popular vote would decide our president.

In our form of governemnt, a republic, we elect representatives which then get to vote with "our interests at heart".,

America is not a democracy you dumb fucks, it's a Republic.

👍825 👎305

What does "democracy" mean?

A tyranny of the Majority over the Minority. The opposite of true liberty.

Democracy is 51% of the people voting to oppress the other 49%.

👍83 👎23

Democracy - what does it mean?

A form of government that works, but not well.

Democracy relies on the public. The public is stupid.

👍2353 👎879

Democracy - meaning

Tyranny by morons.

Moron: I love democracy!
Intellectual: So, you like a form of government where retards have the final say?
Moron: Damn straight!

👍157 👎47

Democracy - definition

1) When kleptocrats brainwash the dumbest 51% of a population into believing that they're making their own choices.

2) When the United States brainwashes or pays a violent mob(s) in another country to topple a democratically elected government and murder everyone who could be an obstacle to US policy.

3) Fascism.

4) When 3 or more scientists enter a room and force all of the religious people to leave so they can have a serious discussion.

Nazi Germany was a democracy.
CIA fiend: Elon Musk needs lithium. It is time to bring democracy to Bolivia.
CIA tool: I love democracy and freedom. Democracy is the most valuable thing in the world and democracy is the only principal of moral value. Democracy is always moral and people cannot have moral or ethical principals without democracy.
Confused Scientist: We can use the democratic process to halt climate change.

👍81 👎23