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What is Wasilla?
Snorting coke off an oil drum in Alaska. Outside of summer, anything stored outside in Alaska generally has a dusting of snow on it, so anything snorted would have some real snow and ice in it.
In the new Sarah Palin biography, she does a Wasilla Frosty
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Wasilla - what is it?
Wasilla, Alaska is a terrible place where drug addicts and criminals live.
Hey, let's leave Wasilla, Alaska so the drug addicts and criminals don't get us.
What does "Wasilla" mean?
While having anal intercourse one must yell the phrase "drill, baby, drill" several times. Right before your partner is about to climax you pull out leaving the job unfinished. Ideally you should then cum all over their clean laundry, sofa, or other valuable item then cover up by saying "environmental disasters are a part of life, its not my job to clean it up". You then go on a speaking tour charging mutual friends $10 a pop to retell the story.
P.s. Bonus points are awarded if while on top of a fat chick you state "I can see russia from up here".
I pulled the old "Wasilla withdraw" on my ex last night. Want to hear the story? Only cost you $10.
Wasilla - what does it mean?
Notes written in the palm of your hand, used to remember what it is you're supposed to say
Sarah Palin referred to her Wasilla Blackberry during her interview at the Tea Party Convention.
Wasilla - meaning
A Wasilla girl is interested in married or otherwise taken men-usually much older men. Their goal is to get a man to leave everything for her and fall in love, then he will be ghosted. These are not hit or miss attributes, but all inclusive; meaning a Wasilla girl will do all of these, not just some. You will know them by the warnings from others that say things like "I can't really explain, but I've seen her over and over to different people so keep your distance". They are great at acting, and will always convince their victims that they are the absolute exception. They joke about things such as collecting jars of men's tears. They eventually turn into bloated and horrendously bitter women at Walmart who ride the electric scooter, altho they can walk, and run over people's toes then tell at them for being in the way.
Stay away from Becky. She's a Wasilla Girl!
Wasilla - definition
wasilla, where the fuck do i begin. a place where all the valley trash burn outs come to smoke lots of weed and have sex
damn she looks like a wasilla burnout
Wasilla - slang
North of Anchorage, Alaska, home of the Iditarod, the Iron Dog, and the best Doob on the planet.
Wasilla
A city about 45 miles North of Anchorage. Famous thanks to that retarded cunt Sarah Palin. Boasts an impressive amount of meth labs(1 in 5 people cook meth). A literacy rate staying steady of around 15%. Absolutely horrible high school sports teams. Not to mention the ugliest women in the nation.-U.S. Dept. of Commerce
Goddamn I fucking hate Wasilla!
Wasilla
The biggest little place on earth. Home to the crystal meth capital of alaska & sarah palin. named after eskimo cheif who enjoyed smoking the green
whoa! it's wasilla!
Wasilla
A pretty chill place to live, wide open, lots of trails, great place to raise a family. not too much crime, but there are a lot of meth-heads.
even people here hate the Palins. We hate being known for her ignorant ass, and the media reported the worst parts of town, and the dumbest fucking highschool ever.
Dan: good fucking god, that Alaska show with the Palins makes me want to kill myself
Rachel: I know, she's such a stupid ho, she gives us all a bad reputations in Wasilla. she's probably a meth head herself