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What is WAGGON?
A person whose most useful function is to transport ninnies.
"Ugh, here comes Pieter, he's such a ninny wagon."
"Oh my god, stop being such a ninny wagon and stand up for yourself."
"He's been in a bad mood ever since his manager became a ninny waggon."
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WAGGON - what is it?
A Faggon Wagon is any vehicle that has been faggonizedby its owner (i.e., turned gay).
Rules of the Faggon Waggon:
1. If you enter this kind of vehicle, be wary of what you may find. Dildos, vibrators, buttplugs, fag mags, and/or fuzzy pillows stuffed with all of the above might be found in a typical Faggon Waggon.
2. Always wear a seatbelt when traveling in a Faggon Waggon. The driver is likely to be listening to his fag music on his fag audio system while sitting on one of his 'toys', meanwhile not paying attention to the fucking road! So a little safety wouldn't hurt.
3. Never say anything remotely sexual to the driver. He's likely to say, "Oh shiiit, I just came." This will distract him and cause a wreck.
4. Don't touch any of the food in the Faggon Waggon. The owner is on some fad diet and will throw a bitch fit if you eat his food. Also it's probably covered in jizz.
5. As a matter of fact, don't touch anything, since it's all probably covered in jizz.
6. When riding in the Faggon Waggon, always bring earplugs or maybe an mp3 player so as to drown out that hideous gay-ass noise that continuously plays out of the vehicle's overtly loud speakers. Just don't ask the driver to turn them down, because all he's going to do is bitch.
How to Spot a Faggon Waggon:
When driving down a highway, hold up a large photo of a penis to the traffic. Owners of Faggon Waggon love teh cock so much that they will explode with lust at the site of one, and thus lose control of their vehicle. Therefore, any car that crashes is Faggon Waggon.
Watch out for the Faggon Waggon!
What does "WAGGON" mean?
A girl who can take more then one cock or maybe more then two.
"Hey guys , lets get stuck in that Fanny waggon"!
WAGGON - what does it mean?
noun; The prefered mode of transport of the gypo, usually a 4x4. Gypo waggon drivers are generally violent if provoked and have a short fuse. They sometimes have access to tools such as hammers and crowbars and it is foolhardy to enter into a quarrel with them.
Andy: "You look a bit shaken up."
Geoff: "Some cunt in a gypo waggon just threatened to kill me."
WAGGON - meaning
Special class busses, that looks like regular yellow school busses yet have a shorter length.
"Dude, your driving sucks so much you should be driving a tard waggon."
Also seen in the movie "Roadtrip"
WAGGON - definition
slow, lame, cheap, gay, asshole
you fuckin waggon bummin my kids
WAGGON - slang
Superfly pimp ass waggon that one trips over accidentally
Yo, I fell over dat fine waggon down yonder.
WAGGON
A loyal friend to a fault who never stood a fair chance in life. Puts others before him/herself almost forgetting to put their own matters on the plate.
If it wasnt for the fact that this person was always there and had my back I would have wrote them off a long time ago.
Man I trust this fool with my life but he never stood a chance his life sucks. He must be a Waggoner!
WAGGON
Verb-to jizz on a comforter or bed spread knowingly and leave the stains in plain sight.
Man, you totally waggonered that quilt her mom made for her.
WAGGON
FAT ASS! larger than life ass, XL bubble butt.
"Damn look at that waggon on J-Lo"