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What is Vitaly?
It's the shittiest, bottom shelf, go-to liquor that nourishes every college student in America looking to save enough money to afford multiple half-g's a week.
You: What's the cheapest way to get a couple of friends and I fucked up?
Friend: Roundhouse a half-g of Vitali tonight and you should be good to go.
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Vitaly - what is it?
Vitalis is one of the most eccentric individuals you could meet. Everyday is different with one around. Fun-loving, crazy, and stands out in a crowd.
Who’s that dancing in the quad?
Oh that’s just Vitalis.
Vitalis is amazing
What does "Vitaly" mean?
Used when talking about something you are unable to explain; Also used regarding something crazy that leaves you at a loss for words.
“That’s kinda Vitalious”
“Bro I was so confused what a Vitalious moment”
Vitaly - what does it mean?
1) Ok, for lame or retarded people I'll spell it:
That's V for Victor, I for India, T for Tom, A for alpha, L for limo, I for India. V-I-T-A-L-I, Vitali.
2) Perverts envy Vitali. Please ignore these losers.
Vitaly - meaning
Vitali
A thick MAN, he is known to be handy. He loves to have fun and laugh. He can be rude, but very apologetic, understanding and romantic. You can't forget he's a ladies man girls go crazy over him! Girls can't help but stare in to his eyes or look at his unforgiving plump lips.
Girl 1: omg Vitali coming! Do I look okay?
Girl 2: his lips, so nice!!
Random guy thinking: why can't I be Vitali? All the girls want him, even if they don't know him.
Vitaly - definition
A hot Ukrainian or Russian male
I married a Vitali.
Vitaly - slang
Someone who never stops eating and is going to be a fat ass bitch when hes older, and thinks the earth will burn up if there is no moon, thinks the Russians won WW2
Shut up you stupid vitaly, just because theres no moon doesnt mean there wont be a night time.
Vitaly
A college student interested in girls that are under 18.
That dude is such a vitaly; he brought those two chicks to the party that were still in high school!
Vitaly
A genius. To call Vitaly's understanding of the world "above-average" is an insult. Omniscient is more like it.
Compared to Vitaly, everyone is retarded.
Vitaly
you are so Vitaly