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What is Vitalis?
A Vitali is a slang expression that can imply a number of characteristics correlated to an internet personality originally named v1tal1. This legendary poster earned serious e-cred on the sherdog BBS as well as many other notable BBS. Someone called a Vitali is one or more of the following:
1. Excessively Emo (gay-esque, but w/o teh bumsechs)
2. Excessively Brilliant
3. Someone who pretends to be a woman to pwn gnoobs and reinforce the concept of "there are no weemuns on the intraweb".
4. A gimmick loving newb gnutthugger that aspires to be like the original v1tal1.
5. A suspected alter-ego of the real v1tal1
XPosterX--This cat just pwned every knewb on the board
YPosterY--Ya, he's a Vitali
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Vitalis - what is it?
It's the shittiest, bottom shelf, go-to liquor that nourishes every college student in America looking to save enough money to afford multiple half-g's a week.
You: What's the cheapest way to get a couple of friends and I fucked up?
Friend: Roundhouse a half-g of Vitali tonight and you should be good to go.
What does "Vitalis" mean?
A college student interested in girls that are under 18.
That dude is such a vitaly; he brought those two chicks to the party that were still in high school!
Vitalis - what does it mean?
Used when talking about something you are unable to explain; Also used regarding something crazy that leaves you at a loss for words.
“That’s kinda Vitalious”
“Bro I was so confused what a Vitalious moment”
Vitalis - meaning
A genius. To call Vitaly's understanding of the world "above-average" is an insult. Omniscient is more like it.
Compared to Vitaly, everyone is retarded.
Vitalis - definition
1) Ok, for lame or retarded people I'll spell it:
That's V for Victor, I for India, T for Tom, A for alpha, L for limo, I for India. V-I-T-A-L-I, Vitali.
2) Perverts envy Vitali. Please ignore these losers.
Vitalis - slang
you are so Vitaly
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A thick MAN, he is known to be handy. He loves to have fun and laugh. He can be rude, but very apologetic, understanding and romantic. You can't forget he's a ladies man girls go crazy over him! Girls can't help but stare in to his eyes or look at his unforgiving plump lips.
Girl 1: omg Vitali coming! Do I look okay?
Girl 2: his lips, so nice!!
Random guy thinking: why can't I be Vitali? All the girls want him, even if they don't know him.
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A hot Ukrainian or Russian male
I married a Vitali.
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Vitalis is one of the most eccentric individuals you could meet. Everyday is different with one around. Fun-loving, crazy, and stands out in a crowd.
Who’s that dancing in the quad?
Oh that’s just Vitalis.
Vitalis is amazing