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What is Virginia Tech?
A college of class, sportmanship, and unity. A college that has always been united, not just from the horrible shootings that took place. It is a college that can easily compete with UVA in any subject or activity handed to it. Tech has a good football team, that we can brag about. People are aloud to be cocky, but according to UVA its all we do. But when UVA preps want to get cocky about how much money their mommy and daddy have, its okay. Cause UVA is so much better than tech. The day that statement is true is the day hell freezes over.
Virginia Tech is the best school in Virginia!
UVA kid: "My mom bought me these $300 sunglasses"
Virginia Tech kid: "Who cares!? Go to tell you're little friends."
Virginia Tech - video
Virginia Tech - what is it?
Virginia Tech is a school that has no national championships in any sport....other than bass fishing
http://sports.espn.go.com/outdoors/tournaments/news/story?id=3072091
# of national titles for some virginia colleges
Old Dominion 28
Virginia 19
James Madison 5
Richmond 1
Virginia Tech 0, unless you count bass fishing (which would make 1)
What does "Virginia Tech" mean?
My school. A pretty awesome place considering you're in the middle nowhere since the people bring the big town life here with them. Known for its academics and sports among many other things.
As a high school senior, I had to choose among a near infinite amount of East coast universities to attend, eventually realizing the greatness that was just an hour down the interstate. They're also pretty selective. I was one of 5,600 freshmen accepted from a pool of over 20,000 applicants in 2008.
Some facts:
-We do have a formidable football team, although many (and myself) could care less if it gets too gung ho.
-(In response to a blatant misconception I heard) We don't fuck the cows here. That's just gross.
-The students here are really chill and easy to hang with. There's something here for everyone.
-Great Engineer and Architecture programs. Even beats, dare I say it, UVA...
-The largest full time student population in Virginia.
-The party scene here is commendable. Plenty of frat and apartment venues to get you pissed on a weekly basis if you desire.
-Guy/Girl ratio is approaching a cool 50/50, up from being slightly more sausage a few years ago. (so no need to fret)
-Totally awesome guy: I'm so stoked that I'm going to Virginia Tech this fall! Engineering or Architecture, I don't care, I just want to go!
-Totally awesome guy's totally awesome friend:
Good for you! I got accepted into UVa to study business this fall, their program was a big plus to me.
-1st Guy: *friendly jest* Oh yeah? I guess we'll see your team's ass on the gridiron come November you zima-sippin first-year prick.
-Friend: *similar jest* Very funny you cow screwin' hick, why don't you whistle to your quarterback boyfriend through your missing front tooth while you slap the back of your sunburnt neck and spit your chaw!
-1st Guy: .... ummmm, yeahhhh...
-Friend: I went to far didn't I?...
Virginia Tech - what does it mean?
The school to attend if you enjoy providing various pleasures to underage girls living near you.
Guy 1: Hey, remember that Marcus Vick guy?
Guy 2: Ohh yeah, the one who hung out with 14 year old girls while he was in college?
Guy 1: Yeah, he was cool.
Virginia Tech - meaning
A prestigious university in a college town full of bars providing nightlife. Not to mention the football team that draws Virginians from all over the state. Cavaliers seem to think that it is filled with people who couldn't get into UVA. However, the majority of Hokies never desired to go to UVA in the first place. And VT doesn't take just anybody. So those of you prospective students better make sure you got a good gpa or sat score because VT's public and your money doesn't matter to the admissions office. (unless your parents make a valuable donation of course) Just because you got into Bridgewater does not mean Tech will take you. Private schools take anybody these days. So if you want to be a future Hokie, you better get off your ass and study.
facebook group at UVA: "VA Tech is for people who couldn't get into UVA"
Virginia Tech - definition
Come here to be an Electrical Engineer, because fuck Mechanical Engineers.
Dude: Yo I got into Virginia Tech
Man: Word
Virginia Tech - slang
The BEST university in Virginia... If you take out UVA and William and Mary. But hey, our engineering is good, right?
Guy 1: Yeah, I got into UVA and W&M but I chose Virginia Tech
Guy 2: No you didn't.
Guy 1: I know....
Virginia Tech
*#1 Architecture school in country
*Top notch Engineering program
*Good business school
*#1 campus dining in country
*Respected Football team (good at other sports too but it is a football school)
*No preppy dbags (like UVa)
*Intelligent student body (average gpa for class of '13 was 3.94)
*Alumni have the highest initial salary in Virginia
Contrary to popular belief (by belief I mean rumors spread by faggy UVa students) the student body does not consist of rednecks, VT doesn't take just anyone. The student body mostly come from middle class families and are generally pretty smart. They don't fuck animals (another completly retarded rumor) unless by "fuck animals" you mean "party like crazy".
Virginia Tech: Good food, good football, cool people, good academics, good parties, and lots of shool spirit.
In short, the place you want to be if you want to be successful in life while having fun along the way.
Virginia Tech
The most amazing and school in the state of Virginia. Also the largest research institute in Va. and produces 42% of Va's PhD's. VT is the home of the third largest computer in the world and every building is made of "hokie stone," which completes its amazing architecture.
"Virginia Tech: 2004 ACC CHAMPS!!"
Virginia Tech
A prestigious University which handled the deadliest single-gunman shootout in American history with poise and grace by uniting in a display of school spirit untouched by any other collegiate institution.
Anyone trying to exploit this site to make light of the loss of 32 invaluable lives at Virginia Tech needs to go rot in hell. It is disgusting that urbandictionary.com would approve some of the sickeningly vile definitions above.
HOKIES ARE NOT FORGOTTEN