1. Invaluable is one of the dumbest words in the English language.
2. Jeb: The paid consultant’s expertise was really invaluable.
Tina: Oh really? That’s a bummer, I thought they would be helpful.
Jeb: Oh they were! Super great, really helpful for our business.
Tina: Oh awesome! So they were valuable?
Jeb: No, they were invaluable.