Virgin Slut Factor n. (vΓ»r j n sl t f k t r) or VSF
The mathematical theory that the number of years one waits to have sex is directly proportionate to the freak level they will attain after copulation. For Example if the going age in your area is 17 and you wait until you are 18 you will probably only have one partner during this first year of discovery. Unlike the one who might wait until they are 27, who might feel that they need to make up for lost time therefore sleeping with 10 people in the first year.
It isnβt Brittanyβs fault that she is a total hoochie, her VSF was just too high.
1) A girl who engages in all sorts of sexual activity but refrains from vaginal intercourse, thereby earning the right to say that she is a virgin because she still hasn't "done it".
2) An oxymoron used to refer to a girl who is very generous with her affections or slutty in general, but feigns an air of piousness, sometimes even going as far as to claim that she is a virgin though she definitely isn't. In this case, the word "virgin" is used sarcastically.
1)
A: Dude, every time I see Shreya at a party, some dude has his tongue down her throat yet I hear that she's a virgin?
B: Don't worry about her dude, she's a virgin slut. She will engage in any sexual activity as long as it doesn't involve intercourse.
A: Ah! That explains it.
2)
A: Dude, Shreyangshi is so sweet & innocent and has dated only one guy before. I think I might be in love with her :-)
B: She played you for a fool boy. Some senior popped her cherry long ago, in the first semester itself. Everyone knows that she's a "virgin" slut.
A: Ah! That explains it. I'm sad though.
Virgin Slut (noun): Virgin girls who are very forward with flirting and touching but haven't or don't want to "put out"--Teasing and feeling up on someone is something that's common. Likes to dance close and is pretty horny. Unsure of feelings. Usually very timid or self-concious outside of the party atmosphere.
- "Dude did you see how much she was grinding on me?!"
"Yeah but she's a total Virgin slut, she'd never put out."
A girl that has no problem giving handjobs, sucking dick then swallowing, and taking it up the ass; but still claims to be a virgin because no one has fucked her pussy.
Laura sucked my dick and licked my ass five minutes after we met at john's party. But she still wouldn't let me put it in her cooch because she is a virgin slut.
Ex 2:
Bob: Thanks for sucking my dick while letting me see if I can fit three fingers into your pussy and ass. Now bend over and take it doggie style.
Laura: Are you crazy? I want to be a virgin on my wedding day. If you want, you can fuck me in the ass instead.
Me: "WTF, Hitler and Stalin were enemies at opposite ends of the political spectrum, Hitler was from the extreme far right and Stalin was from the extreme far left. Saying somebody is like Hitler AND Stalin is like calling somebody a virgin-slut!