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What is Viennese?
A sexual encounter involving three people, two of whom are classical musicians. This gives the sex act an intriguing dynamic. Gender doesn't matter.
When Ted was in Chicago last week he scored a Viennese three-way with a couple of hot violinists.
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Viennese - video
Viennese - what is it?
When many seemingly powerful and determined men or women get together to try and preserve conservative values in the face of possible liberal uncertainty
Nikki: Hey Chris, have you heard about the Viennese Congress Showdown that is happening with our school admin?
Chris: Yeah, it doesn't surprise me that they want to make us all wear uniforms.
The Congress of Vienna, Nov. 1814-Jun. 1815.
Inspired high school dramas
What does "Viennese" mean?
This is where a you ejaculate into your woman's mouth. She keeps it their and then both french kiss, all the while the semen is swirling around each of your mouths'. This is based on on a popular sweet snack - Viennese Whirl, 2 shortbread biscuits surrounding a cream centre.
Guy 1 - Hey, Me and my girl tried something new last night, we kissed while my semen was in her mouth.
Guy 2 - you lucky so and so, thats the famed Viennese Swirl.
Viennese - what does it mean?
When your gay male lover hums a waltz as he rims you; preferably you have recently defecated without wiping
Last night I paid $95 for a Viennese Bronze
Viennese - meaning
This move is accomplished when two girls, on their period, are in doggy-style position with their arse holes together so as to create an arch for a man to then eat the period simultaniously out from beneath whilst a second man cums between the adjcent buttocks thus providing the creamy centre to the swirl.
I had a "Viennese swirl" last night...it tasted good but was a bit messy!
Viennese - definition
Fingering with Nutella-, or other chocolate spread-coated digits. Named after the famous biscuit-chocolate composite.
I was at my aunt's tea party when she asked for a viennese finger. I gave her one and I've never been invited back.
Viennese - slang
The visual presentation of a woman's vulva when the legs are lifted behind the ears.
Those asian chicks sure don't mind doin the viennese oyster for a buck down at Pat Phong.
Viennese
The Viennese whirl is a sexual activity whereby a male ejaculates in the vagina of a menstruating female. After completing this activity, the male can squeeze the labia and enjoy a tasty treat that resembles the baked good from which it is aptly named.
Mr Kipling gave Mrs Kipling a Viennese Whirl.
Viennese
A grumpy, outwardly arrogant, inwardly self-loathing resident of Vienna, Austria, stuck in the 19th century when they last had any importance to the rest of the world.
Hans is a grumpy SOB, a real Viennese.