Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Velma?

The nerdy, orange sweater wearing chick who was the meat of the mystery solving gang on scooby-doo. She may be a nerd but she is so fucking hot.

Velma Dace Dinkly is so nerdy on Scooby Doo. Oh I want to give it to her so badly!

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Velma - video


Velma - what is it?

A young man who finds it nearly impossible to achieve sexual pleasure because only whores will sleep with him. He is usually regarded by women as a friend, not a sexual being.

damn, son, until you get some REAL pussy you're just a Velma.

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What does "Velma" mean?

A short girl who is dummy thicc and intelligent

Dude that chick is a Velma “

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Velma - what does it mean?

Someone, who the morning after being intoxicated, wakes up to find that he or she has lost a variety of personal belongings -- much like the iconic crime-solving teenager from the "Scooby Doo" television series who always lost her glasses.

Ashton: Dude... I was so gone last night. Where the fuck is my wallet? My iPod?

Nick: Damn, dude...you don't remember? You are velma.

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Terri: Damn! I'm so Velma! I don't know where my purse is. Do you think I left it at the party last night?

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Velma - meaning

Our supreme overlord

All hail Lord velma

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Velma - definition

1. A very nerdy person on the outside, but to be crazy cool and great in bed.
2. the act of being a nerdy person, yet cool and great in bed.
3. Someone who is attracted to a nerdy person in the hopes that they will be crazy cool and great in bed.
4. The act of seeking out nerdy people of the opposite sex in hopes that they are cool and great in bed.

1. That chick is such a Velma.
2. I know those girls velma.
3. That dude is one horny Velma.
4. That guy is going to velma tonight. He is totally on the prowl already.

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Velma - slang

A nerdy chick who, despite thick-framed glasses and impossibly mid-length plaid skirts, is still gorgeous and probably a crackwhore in the sack.

Damn! Olga Gertchwindle is a velma! Jinkies!

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Velma

A nerdy looking girl on the outside, despite her wearing glasses, she is totally hot! Laughs at her own jokes, but is the life of the party!! Super hot and makes her man stand up and take notice! Every one loves Velma. The girls in the in crowd secretly want to be just like her. Even they have a little nerdiness in them!

Bill looked at Velma and stood at attention when he saw how hot she was, nerdy, but hot!

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Velma

A culturally appropriated white girl the mass media turned into a puppet for diversity. Basically a token character now.

I used to be Daphne, now i'm Velma.

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Velma

Velma is either A.
A character from the cartoon franchise Scooby Doo. She looks like a hotter woman version of the nerd emoji.

Or B.

A shitty HBO max original that tries to be woke but is really just stupid and for the most part unfunny, and assassinates nearly every character in the franchise. They didn't even bother adding Scooby, the literal dog the franchise is named after. That's how you know they didn't give a shit when making this show.

The HBO Max show Velma blows absolute ass.

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