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What is Uptown?
new york word for air force ones
yo son i gots to get me a pair of crispy uptowns these i have are fucked up
Uptown - meme gif
Uptown - video
Uptown - what is it?
Very similar to the "Upper Decker" an Uptown is when you take a crap AND a piss in the top tank of said toilet. Use with caution.
When the victim uses the toilet next, they will flush and the toilet water will be turned a nasty yellowy-brown
(Make sure to wiggle the toilet first because you do not want to fall over)
Tom: Dude this party sucks!
Joe: Yeah man, I think I might go take an Uptown in this dudes toilet
Tom: Hell yeah!
What does "Uptown" mean?
"Uptown" is when a guy (male) makes it with an older woman who is at least 10 years older than him. If he is going to have intercourse, he is "Goin Uptown" on the older woman.
"I'm goin uptown tonight bro with that bitch from the bank"
"Bobby went uptown on us. He's now banging the bag from the bank"
Uptown - what does it mean?
the area where the kids of wildwood, edgebrook, and other northwest neighborhoods hang out. these kids are social-climbers.
social-climber: a person who finds the need to hang out with a person of higher social status than you, until they are at the top of the pyramid.
average day uptown:
going to a restaurant, and then walking around in a field of grass for 3+ hours taking pictures with people you barely know to make yourself feel better about yourself. these pics are then posted on Instagram, and get sometimes over 200 likes. these girls usually buy their followers.
typical winter apparel (female) :
1. hoodie from Victoria's Secret "Pink" or a high-school hoodie, preferably a high school for boys, because THAT makes sense.
2. leggings
3. sparkly ugg boots
they also have to have their hair straightened and loads of makeup, because fuck originality, right?
typical summer apparel (female) :
1. crop top that could fit your 2-year-old cousin named Lucy
2. denim shorts that are at least 2 sizes too small.
or sometimes girls like to wear spandex shorts because....."THOTEST IS HOTTEST!!" (i just came up with that ahahaha)
oh and for guys they wear either khaki or basketball shorts, even when it's 20 degrees out.
girls and boys ALWAYS need their Nike Elite Socks and Sperry's.
Hannah: Let's go Uptown!!
Sara: OMG totally!!
Hannah: Let's take a bunch of pictures and buy our likes to try to get a bunch of likes so people are jealous!!
Sara: *Takes pictures with everyone trying to act high and chill*
Uptown - meaning
Can be used in the sexual term: riding dick
"After you go down south, I need that uptown..."
- YG verse in "Thotiana" remix by Blueface
Chris asked me for that uptown, I made him cum in 2 minutes.
Uptown - definition
Uptown refers to above 86 street but more above 96 street on the West side of Manhattan mainly from amsterdam avenue streets to about morning side park to the east and 125 to the North which becomes Harlem.
Kurious Jorge, a half Cuban, half Boricua mc from Manhattan Valley, the small Latin ghetto sandwhiched between Central Park and Upper West side. He first came out with some local NY hits like "Uptown Sh*t"
Uptown - slang
Dinero:let’s go to uptown to go get some gg
Uptown
A type of funk that is "gon' give it to you"
"‘Cause Uptown Funk gon’ give it to you"
Uptown
consist of many neighborhoods;but it is overall the Northwest quadrant of Washington DC. The population is mainly Latinos and African Americans. But there has been many white people moving in lately
i live Uptown on Georgia Avenue
Uptown
in nyc anwhere from 110th St up
Harlem , Washington Hieghts & Inwood thats Uptown