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What is Umami?The act of passing and kidney stone during intercourse into your partnerβs mouth, while they suck on it until it disappears. After my recent diagnosis, the wife and I decided to try something different in bed so I gave her an umami gobstopper. Umami - meme gifUmami - videoUmami - what is it?A "flavor enhancing" cheaper type of MSG. Ostensibly defined as "savory", yet it is more "PUNGENT". If it's a fifth sense, it is the one we evolved to recognize as food poisoning. This rancid fecal smell/taste was popularized by Trader Joe's meats. You call that savory? Did a sick baboon sit on your face? That restaurant is wafting umami like rotten rodent chili cabbage antifreeze boiling under an outhouse and masked with spice. What does "Umami" mean?The balanced taste of a fine womans asshole Lisa's asshole had that classic umami flavor Umami - what does it mean?Literal meaning: taste sensation that is meaty or savory and is produced by several amino acids and nucleotides (as glutamate and aspartate) After being insulted, Christian yelled, "UMAMI!" Umami - meaningJapanese slang for the flavor well maintained vagina. I sure like the taste of her sweet umami. Umami - definitionthe tounge can taste 5 diferent things; salty, sweet, bitter, sour, and umami. umami is the flavor that certain meat protiens have. (saw that on good eats) man that meat has good umami. Umami - slanga lover that is difficult to find. Beautiful, intelligent and above all caring. Always takes the time to make sure you are ok and shows interest in you and your life. Sees only the best in you. Most likely a sushi-fanatic or Asian. Q's a typical 'umami ' type of guy UmamiThe taste of milk and mushrooms combined This tastes just like umami UmamiA bullshit invited flavor that tv chefs pretend to be able to recognize, but can never define. Due to peer pressure they regurgitate keywords to make it appear that they know what it is, but in reality none of them have a clue. "Dude I just saw Andrew Zimmern describe some butter as having an umami flavor. Last episode it was mushrooms. I'm pretty sure they are making this shit up as they go." UmamiPretentious way to say the 5th flavor humans can identify: savory. Sweet, sour, salty, bitter, savory/umami. Chef: "the deconstructed steak is a very umami dish" |
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