What is Ukulele?

The Ukulele is a four stringed instrument that resembles a guitar but instead of 6 strings it has 4. Which, in no way, makes it less important. There are many variations of shapes, sizes, and colors if you are looking into buying a ukulele

"I have been playing the Ukulele for four years"

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Ukulele - video

Ukulele - what is it?

A tiny useless gay guitar usually found within people's trash bins and in that annoying song named riptide

Guy 1:hey I need a person for the band

Guy 2: what position

Guy 1:Guitarist

Guy 2:I can play ukulele

Guy 1:Your a disappointment and a waste of money for learning

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What does "Ukulele" mean?

A stupid and pathetic excuse for a guitar, usually gay men and fat Hawaiian people play it all the time and its fucking annoying

Gotdamnit Dan can you stop playing the ukulele all the time?!

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Ukulele - what does it mean?

A godawful "instrument" that talentless hacks play to try and seem likeable at all
It's only acceptable when a Hawaiian plays it

God I hate the ukulele

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Ukulele - meaning

A sad, poor, lonely excuse for a guitar. Seen in garbage bins and that one Vance Joy music video.

Guy 1: Hey, we need a guitarist for our band
Guy 2: I can play ukulele
Guy 1: FUCK.

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Ukulele - definition

The instrument that white girls play when they have no musical talent as a desperate attempt to get a higher social status and/or a desperate call for attention.

Guy 1: Bro, look at that girl, she is playing the Ukulele.
Guy 2: well what did you expect, she is white as hell.
Girl: *Starts playing Riptide*
Guy 1 and 2: Smh

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