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What is Twining?

A set of identical siblings who happen to look alike.

* Ian impregnates his new lover on the beach as they whale watch. They will now give birth to twines any second. *

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Twining - what is it?

A peice of string which is often used to tie small packages, or to be used for other purposes such as...um...er...other really cool things.

I tied a peice of twine around my kebab so if i were to drop the food source then it could be easily retrived.

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What does "Twining" mean?

the act of which twins dress and look the same on the same day.

Brittany and Brandice entered the room looking the exact same.
Kim: omg they're twining today!
Class:LOL
Finney: lol you should put that on urbandictionary!
Kim: lol i should!

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Twining - what does it mean?

pussy; twat; vagina.

a twine-seeking missile.

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Twining - meaning

to complain, moan and whinge about something

'stop your twining you miserable git'

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Twining - definition

a word used when playing soccer or football. means to skill up and humiliate opposing players.

Ronaldinho twined up the whole team

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Twining - slang

The rather obvious portmanteau "shining" + Twitter. To communicate directly via the brain's electrical impulses through Twitter. Reference:
Brain-Twitter project offers hope to paralyzed .

Hold on, somebody's twining me.

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Twining

The act of WINNING! with twins

Mike: Dude im taking these twins home with me tonight!
Paul: Twining

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Twining

Act of dividing an object into two equal and symmetrical parts.

Sam is twining the cake he bought so he can share it with his wife.
Twining of a strong flavored teabag allows two mild teabag to be made.

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Twining

A con wherein the con artist gets a cashier to give the twiner more money than s/he gave the cashier plus their shopping for free. Here is an example of how the con might go:

1. Twiner buys a 60p packet of chewing gum with a £20 note.
2. After receiving £19.40 change, twiner 'remembers' he has a £1 coin in his pocket.
3. Twiner gives cashier 5 X £1 coins and asks for a £5 note in return.
4. Twiner distracts cashier with small talk and slips £5 into his pocket.
5. After the cashier has been engaged in enough small talk to make them forget about step #3, twiner gives the cashier a £5 and a £10 note and says, "Actually, you might as well just give me the £20 back."
6. If the twiner is good and the cashier forgetful, the cashier will give the twiner a £20.
7. Twiner now has £25 and a pack of gum from £20.

Chad has to get Nathan to do his shopping cos he's been banned from all the local shops for twining.

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