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What is Tweets?
A squeeky fart, usually the result of involuntarily passing gas while clenching one's buttocks to prevent a noisy escape of flatulance.
As we leaned in for our first kiss, I felt the pressure building inside me. I tried hard to hold it in, but accidentally released an embarrasing tweet.
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Tweets - what is it?
Acronym for:
Total Waste of Everyone's Extra Time
Dude, how much time did you spend writing that TWEET?
What does "Tweets" mean?
A post on Twitter, a real-time social messaging system.
I think I must be following too many people - I'm getting like a thousand tweets per hour.
Is it just my imagination or does Twitter sometimes 'eat' your tweets? Must have a 'tweet tooth' or something. (Jim Turner, 3/16/2008)
Tweets - what does it mean?
talkative, but on the social media website Twitter in the form of Tweets
6 Tweets in half an hour? Dang! She's so tweetative today.
Tweets - meaning
verb- past tense-
to update your twitter account.
Claudia tweeted from her iphone.
Tweets - definition
Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?"
Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweeting"
Tweets - slang
1. A post on Twitter
2. To post a writing on Twitter
3. A weak chirping sound (such as that of a small bird)
4. To make a weak chirping sound
5. To suck your own cock
1. & 2. Sara - "Lol that fat kid is eating cotton candy on a paddle boat"
Jessica- "OMG!!!! I'm going to go on twitter and tweet a tweet so all my friends can join in on the laughter
3. & 4. Eric - "Do you hear that tweet?"
Brett - "Yeah that bird is tweeting?
5. Luther - "Fuck man I'm mad horny, I can't get any pussy and I broke both my arms so I can't even wack off. Oh how I wish I had the ability to tweet..."
Tweets
Sweet! on Twitter. Used instead of 'Sweet!' whenever talking about something to do with Twitter.
Marty: I just got twibed!
Scott: Tweet! Who's in your twibe?
Tweets
"Remember the old days when tweeting meant stabbing a hooker?"
Tweets
Another way of giving someone the bird!!?
Tweet tweet you dumb big tittie bitch!