Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Tucker Carlson?

A man from Faux News who I desperately want to punch in the face and needs to be punched in the face

Some brainwashed idiots were watching Fox News today and on it stupid ass Tucker Carlson wouldnt let his guest speak before opening his mouth.

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Tucker Carlson - video


Tucker Carlson - what is it?

A constantly constipated man who always looks as though the burrito disagreed with him.

"Ugh! I'm Tucker Carlson and we need to cut to commercial cuz I have to make... a dooodiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

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What does "Tucker Carlson" mean?

A dangerous demagogue masquerading as a journalist.

The guy from Montana who confronted Tucker Carlson is right... he is the worst human being known to mankind.

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Tucker Carlson - what does it mean?

Used to be on Crossfire.
Now on "The Situation with Tucker Carlson" on MSNBC.
He's the guy with the bow-tie.
Has problems with public breast-feeding.

"Dude, that bow-tie!"
"I know, Tucker Carlson, man."

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Tucker Carlson - meaning

Bowtie wearing pussy who used to appear on "Crossfire" representing the conservative viewpoint until Jon Stewart made him his bitch on "The Daily Show".

Tucker Carlson now has a show on MSNBC that hardly anyone watches.

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Tucker Carlson - definition

Conservative pundit (with libertarian leanings) who used to co-host Crossfire. Now appearing on Dancing With The Stars or some other lame reality T.V. show. Used to wear bow ties. Compared Canada to "a retarded cousin" when he himself LOOKS like the retarded cousin.

Tucker Carlson: Canada is like my retarded cousin.
Canada: Yeah, but you look like the retarded cousin. Fuck off, you dancing fool.

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Tucker Carlson - slang

He got pwned,
Haven't seen him since.

Crossfire is now gone, thank god.

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Tucker Carlson

Masturbate to ejaculation and then bite at the come like a dog on a garden hose.. While dressed in clothes your mother picked out

Greg's won't be at church today, his dad caught him doing a Tucker Carlson and joined in..

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Tucker Carlson

A raving idiot who scares old white people with racist nonsense expressed in a loud voice.

You know Fucks News is on, because Tucker Carlson is staring at the camera with his creepy Tuck Face!

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Tucker Carlson

Guy with the world's creepiest sex face

You know Fucks News is on because Tucker Carlson is jerking it under his desk again as some angry people talk about liberals.

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