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What is Carlson?
A euphonium player in the Sotto Voce tuba euphonium quartet. Also bears a strange resemblance to Robert Pattinson from the Twilight movies.
Mark Carlson looks like Edward Cullen.
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Carlson - video
Carlson - what is it?
Dylan Carlson (born 1968) is the lead guitarist, lead singer, and only constant member of the drone metal group Earth. He was the best friend of Nirvana vocalist and guitarist Kurt Cobain. According to Nick Broomfield, he is the subject of the Nirvana song "In Bloom.
"That Earth Show last night was Great,Dylan Carlson is a true master of his art"
What does "Carlson" mean?
A raving idiot who scares old white people with racist nonsense expressed in a loud voice.
You know Fucks News is on, because Tucker Carlson is staring at the camera with his creepy Tuck Face!
Carlson - what does it mean?
An increasingly popular nickname for the Fox News buffoon, Tucker Carlson.
As a person who appears to believe whatever disinformation he is told, no matter what the source, and then function as a highly paid purveyor of extremist bullshit, Sucker Carlson has been cherry-picked as the mouthpiece for right-wing fascist authoritarianism.
Carlson - meaning
Guy with the world's creepiest sex face
You know Fucks News is on because Tucker Carlson is jerking it under his desk again as some angry people talk about liberals.
Carlson - definition
The act of giving someone a "little something extra" to close a business deal or any other request or arrangement. This generally refers to a handjob, but could include anything up to and including all manner of sexual favours.
My wife wanted some new furniture, and I had said no, but when she closed the deal with a "Carlson Handshake", the next thing you know I am at the store buying a sofa with an extended warranty!
Carlson - slang
A complete imbecile of a FOX journalist who is extremely biased and partisan.
Tucker is an asshole of a journalist, and from here on should be called Fucker Carlson!
Carlson
noun(n.)- Anyone who is extremely "jewish" or "cheap" with their money. Constantly seeking free items and left overs in a desperate attempt to save their quarters to buy a new menorah. Often but not always a carlson is equiped with an substantial sized nose which frequently pisses off his gay friends because it interferes with his dick sucking. Carlsons can be found at most Jewish temples searching for innocent little boys and their booties. Although all of these things above are mostly true one thing about a Carlson is always true; his mother is one fine looking lady that any man would be foolish to turn down.
#1
Jim: I think im gonna just throw out these french fries....
Stan: No dont!
Jim: why not?
Stan: because hanukkah is comming up and the Carlson needs to save his pennies.
#2
Mom: Have you seen joey at all lately?
Dad: No I havent why?
Mom: Oh no!
Dad: What is wrong?
Mom: The Carlson probably got him and is probably after his little bootie!
Carlson
A replacement for a Draguilar.
A director that seems nice for a while, but then pulls a Carlson and does something random and irrational to piss everyone off.
A Carlson is usually too young and immature to handle their job.
Can also refer to falling or tripping over yourself.
Person 1: Did you see him fall off the stage?? It was epic!
Person 2: Haha, yea he pulled another Carlson.
Carlson
to avoid taking showers for weeks on end
man after my parents left for vacation, I've been pulling a Carlson. I'm smelling ripe!