|
|
What is Truffle?
Burying yourself in such a way that wild pigs foraging for truffles end up sucking you off
"I'd rather go truffling that sleep with that foul young ho"
Truffle - meme gif
Truffle - video
Truffle - what is it?
When you are at a bar and too drunk to remember a lady's name, she shall be referred to as Truffles.
Guy #1: I met this chick at the bar last night
Guy #2: Oh yeah?
Guy #1: Yeah, I got her number but can't remember her name.
Guy #2: Oh, so you met Truffles?
Guy #1: Yeah, Truffles was the definition of an Arlington Girl.
What does "Truffle" mean?
Used to describe someone who is Pretty, Smart, Classy & kind. Contains substance/rich and is still delightfully manicured on the outside. Much like the chocolate truffle.
(Girl walks into room)
All other girls look at her with admiration & say: She is so perfect, she is such a truffle!
Truffle - what does it mean?
An extremely sweet person. Usually being compared to a truffle as in the candy. A very affectionate name.
My little Truffles is so sweet.
Truffle - meaning
The art of rummaging around in a ones nostril for a tasty treat. A complete lack of shame and decorum means that this can be done at any time and in any place regardless of who might be watching.
Oh look. Gary's Truffling again.
Every day I'm Truf-f-f-ling
Truffle - definition
Noun: Slang used to describe a person who is seldom correct, usually in conjunction with a degenerate know-it-all loser who is always talking shit about subjects they know nothing about. Also used to describe a person who is almost always on the losing side of bets and wagers. Derived from the cliché "Even a blind pig finds a truffle now and then"
The members of the football pool were so happy when Isaac joined again, one member happily said to the others “Truffles is back again, he talks shit about subjects he knows nothing about but Truffles comes in last place every damn week, easy money!”
Truffle - slang
A truffle is what you get when you girlfriend or sex partner takes a massive shit 1-5 days previous of the time of intercourse. Due to the sheer enormity of the shit she doesn't wipe at all or shit anytime after the huge poo.
When you engage is anal sex you penis breaks the hard layer of un-wiped poo and continues in to the soft poo inside her rectum.
A truffle is the second degree of the Poopie Log the only difference is that the Poopie Log only has the soft poo not the hard poo.
The truffle is called a truffle because its chocolate counter part consist of hard chocolate on the outside and soft on the inside.
Dude how was Jane last night is it true she gave you a Truffle
Yea... it is the horrible she told me i would only get a poopie log but instead i got a Truffle
AWWWWWWW
Truffle
An amazing name a for a unique, crazy, fun, intelligent animal name.
she seems like a Truffle
Truffle
A term for a stuffy, short british man with a bowler hat,
"Rupert, you look like a truffle!"
Truffle
A species of mushroom which contains some edible varieties.