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What is a truffle?
(1) tasty treat made for sophisticated fatties
(2) also found in human form, code name for annoying people who irk you
signs of a human truffle:
(1) annoying at the pool
(2) desires to wear spiderman shoes with velcro in the pool
(3) should be a wedding planner since always concerned with location, location, location
(4) owns a Persian cat who is a member of the terrorist group known as the Taliban
Cristophe: Where are my velcro shoes? Location, location, location! That's what I always say to my Persian cat.
Martin: Truffles, you have a cameltoe.
Cristophe: But, I'm a MAN!
a truffle - video
A truffle - what is it?
A term for a stuffy, short british man with a bowler hat,
"Rupert, you look like a truffle!"
What does "a truffle" mean?
A sexual act where one partner places their nose in the other's anus
"Have you been truffling? There's brown on your nose"
A truffle - what does it mean?
Burying yourself in such a way that wild pigs foraging for truffles end up sucking you off
"I'd rather go truffling that sleep with that foul young ho"
A truffle - meaning
When you are at a bar and too drunk to remember a lady's name, she shall be referred to as Truffles.
Guy #1: I met this chick at the bar last night
Guy #2: Oh yeah?
Guy #1: Yeah, I got her number but can't remember her name.
Guy #2: Oh, so you met Truffles?
Guy #1: Yeah, Truffles was the definition of an Arlington Girl.
A truffle - definition
Used to describe someone who is Pretty, Smart, Classy & kind. Contains substance/rich and is still delightfully manicured on the outside. Much like the chocolate truffle.
(Girl walks into room)
All other girls look at her with admiration & say: She is so perfect, she is such a truffle!
A truffle - slang
An extremely sweet person. Usually being compared to a truffle as in the candy. A very affectionate name.
My little Truffles is so sweet.
A truffle
A species of mushroom which contains some edible varieties.
A truffle
The art of rummaging around in a ones nostril for a tasty treat. A complete lack of shame and decorum means that this can be done at any time and in any place regardless of who might be watching.
Oh look. Gary's Truffling again.
Every day I'm Truf-f-f-ling
A truffle
Noun: Slang used to describe a person who is seldom correct, usually in conjunction with a degenerate know-it-all loser who is always talking shit about subjects they know nothing about. Also used to describe a person who is almost always on the losing side of bets and wagers. Derived from the cliché "Even a blind pig finds a truffle now and then"
The members of the football pool were so happy when Isaac joined again, one member happily said to the others “Truffles is back again, he talks shit about subjects he knows nothing about but Truffles comes in last place every damn week, easy money!”