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What is Towelette?Something to say after the word cunt when you can't think of anything else to say after the word cunt Ian: You fucking cunt boy Towelette - meme gifTowelette - videoTowelette - what is it?Your such a fucking moist towelette What does "Towelette" mean?A very new, trending action common among teen boys in terms of masturbating. The moist towelette is where one takes a medium size towel and fold it in half long ways. Take a medical practitioner's latex glove and coat the inside of the glove with the lotion of your choice. Take the glove and have the hole hanging out one side of the towel. Roll the towel up around the glove tightly and ensure the hole remains outside outside of the towel. Then use it to masturbate as if it was a pocket pussy. This technique was created by Lance Ward. Bobby: Hey Lance Towelette - what does it mean?a moist moist moist towelette this is a moist towelette Towelette - meaningA convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions. #1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason? Towelette - definitioncodeword for condoms. due to their simmilar shape in package. guy1:"dude take this condom, you dont want your girlfriend pregnant" Towelette - slangWhen you go to take a shower and forget to grab a towel and have to use the hand towel to risk being seen naked. Husband: Son be careful im playing Russian Towelette. ToweletteA Canadian Towelette is when you dip your balls into a glass of beer (whether it is your own or someone else's largely depends on how drunk you are) and then gently lay them across someone's forehead. This is much easier to accomplish if they are passed out. The mixture of ball sweat and beer will slowly trickle down their face, much like a moist towelette. "Damn, look at Lee's face! Why's it all wet like that?" ToweletteThe art of masturbating into a kitchen or bathroom towel, then returning it to the shelf folded away as if nothing happened. Dude.... why are these towels sticking together??? ToweletteA towel smaller than a traditional towel, or a self cleaning wipe (moist wipes) I clean my shoes with a towelette; I got some towelettes with my KFC |
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