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What is Tortellini?
When one is fucking and decides to change the holes, the period in between fucking each hole is called a tortellini transition.
Aye I was fucking Mary the other day and she sharted during the tortellini transition.
Tortellini - meme gif
Tortellini - video
Tortellini - what is it?
it is when you jizz in a condom tie it in a knot and then freeze it. And then you throw it at some one.
Alejandro enjoys making alaskan tortellini with his mom.
What does "Tortellini" mean?
When it was the episode on SpongeBob Square Pants, when Patrick, SpongeBob, and Squidward were in a snail race. When Squidward grabbed the trophy it was Patrick who won.
"The first place snail racing cup presented to Squidward TORTELLINI!!!
Tortellini - what does it mean?
A precious and slightly obnoxious name for a baby tortoise.
Wife: Oh, look at that cute tortellini munching on some grassy wassy!
Husband: Shut up, honey.
Tortellini - meaning
you stick your sausage in her warm tortellini and spread white creamy sauce all over make sure to rub it in nice and deep
Jessica Osborn let Justin spread some white alfredo sauce right in her tortellini
Tortellini - definition
a sexual practice in Italy in which the male wraps his penis in pasta dough before sex
My man and I did tortellini last night and it was orgasmic
Tortellini - slang
One of the best foods of our time. Teenage girls like to feast on them at sleepovers, specifically ones with the name of Sarah and Rachel. Will drive for hours just to get a taste.
Sarah : Is there any more tortellinis in the fridge?
Rachel : ...No.
Sarah : FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
Tortellini
Are we having tortellini for dinner?
You mean pasta bundles?
YES
Tortellini
A delicious ring shaped pasta usually filled with parmesan cheese. Can be served with marinara sauce or the more popular cream sauce (which was extra creamy the last time you had it because you didn't tip the waiter well enough the time before. you cheap bastard).
Johnny: "I'm gonna get me some tortellini."
Janet: "Didn't you say it tasted like semen last time?"
Johnny: "Yeah, but I kinda liked it."
Tortellini
Tortellini is the archdemon of the seventh circle of hell.
Beware for Tortellini is the most powerful of the archdemons.