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What is Tom Selleck?
Giving oral sex to a woman that has excessive stubble on her vagina.
I went down on Cindy last night and her pussy was so stubbly that it was like making out with Tom Selleck!
Tom Selleck - video
Tom Selleck - what is it?
The act of shaving a mustache shape into your pubic hair. Not to be confused with a "Südlicher Adolf Hitler", or "Southern Adolf Hitler", which is the act of shaving all of your pubic hair, except of a small patch in the middle.
I needed to trim my junk up, so i got creative and gave myself a Southern Tom Selleck
What does "Tom Selleck" mean?
Is ones ability to ram their rod(deep throat, go balls deep) down their partners oral orafice while simultaneously placing their pubes on the upper lip of the receiver. This invasive procedure produces a beautiful mustache not unlike the most glorious one of all time held by the legendary Tom Selleck.
Just before I banged your mom I gave her the Tom Selleck and took a picture!
Tom Selleck - what does it mean?
When you have anal intercourse with a girl and you give her a dirty sanchez, but then she catches you by surprise by taking a dump on the spot and smears the poop on YOUR upper lip
Damn, I assfucked Sarah last night and topped it off with a dirty sanchez, but then the bitch turned around and gave me a Tom Selleck!!
Tom Selleck - meaning
#1 Definition: The man/actor Tom Selleck.
#2 Definition: To conquer or defeat someone or cause injury to them or to their pride. (interchangeable with "wicked burn!")
#3 Definition: If a person is keeping it real or is Cool.
"I Tom Selleck'd my friend in the face"
"Oh snap, You just got Tom Selleck'd!!!"
"If only I was more Selleck about it, i would have had all three of them that night- at the same time"
Tom Selleck - definition
An mid 50's to 60's, mans hairy penis.
Man my sergeant's got his Tom Selleck out again.
Tom Selleck - slang
1) An actor famous for playing the TV character magnum P.I.
2) A sexual act named after said start. Specificially, to slap someone in the face with a semiflacid penis.
After she was done sucking my wang, I gave her a Tom Selleck right across the face..
Tom Selleck
A verb used to describe the comedic/defamatory drawing of a thick black moustache on the image of a clean shaven person.
Follows in the same tradition as Marcel Duchamp's L.H.O.O.Q.
'Some people call me a salesman. I call myself a "salesfront". So obviously I need strangers to trust me so I don't take kindly to it when someone Tom Sellecks my bus bench.'
- Modern Family Season 1 Episode 14 "Moon Landing"
Tom Selleck
Laying a juicy turd across someone's upper lip. A Tom Selleck can be given manually or if one is particularly accomplished, lay a Tom Selleck without the use of one's hands.
"When Jeff passed out, I squatted over his face and gave him a mean Tom Selleck." or "That guy gives one hell of a Tom Sellek."