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What is Tom Harris?
An Australian mammal found typically in the south-east, around Melbourne. He has a large head, narrow torso and long legs. His penis is around 11 inches long, and he typically mates at least 20 times per week. He spends most of the day in his den, watching live sports and masturbating to Dustin Martin highlights. When provoked, he is extremely hostile and can cause serious injury or death.
“What is the deadliest animal in Australia?”
“Tom Harris for sure”.
Tom Harris - video
Tom Harris - what is it?
A slang used in the south meaning that a lot of people are in a certain place. Because common names in the south are Tom, Dick, and Harry
"Damn, Randy. Every Tom, Dick, and Harry are at the target today."
What does "Tom Harris" mean?
A slang used in the south meaning that a lot of people are in a certain place. Because common names in the south are Tom, Dick, and Harry
"Damn, Randy. Every Tom, Dick, and Harry are at the target today."
Tom Harris - what does it mean?
An Idiom meaning that a certain thing can be done by anyone.
Jim: "Hey, can you multiply five by five?"
Jon: "Of course, any Tom, Dick or Harry can do that!"
Tom Harris - meaning
three young men that can be blamed for gay habits.
your father: "tom dick and harry, my anal area has an itch"
tom dick and harry: "we'll scratch it for you!"
Tom Harris - definition
The male sexual reproductive organs.
Tom, Dick and Harry are in the changeroom!
See also: Tom and Harry
Tom Harris - slang
Named after three escape tunnels dug by British World War II Prisoners of war. For some odd reason, they somehow ended up as slang meaning "everything/one else"
I can't just let every Tom, Dick, and Harry in my house you know.
Tom Harris
The testicles.
You just crushed Tom and Harry!
See also: Tom, Dick and Harry
Tom Harris
When you are making love to your woman from behind, you put your hand over her mouth and nose to suffocate her. You then try to finish before she dies.
Dude last night things got a little wild with Carol. I Tom Harrised her and we almost had to make a trip to the hospital.