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What is Thundercock?
An absolute chad with a humongous 'thundercock'.
God, Jason is such a chadwick thundercock!
Thundercock - video
Thundercock - what is it?
The biggest Chad to ever walk the earth. He is the last of his kind. Born in the 1800s in Detroit, he attended the university of Detroit at birth. He is truly the definition of Chad. Some people say he is a myth, but to his loyal disciples... He is a legend. He truly is an alpha male.
Who the fuck are you supposed to be? Chad Thundercock
What does "Thundercock" mean?
Stereotypical high school/college apha male; successful with women in the extreme. Often oblivious rather than purposefully condescending or cruel to his fellow men.
"Did you hear? Chad Thundercock fucked three chicks at that party last weekend!"
"He high-fived me on the way out the door. I wanted to tear his face off."
Thundercock - what does it mean?
A guy that is a douche but doesn't know it, while hitting on three girls or more girls all involved in the same cliche.
Just look at your local douches and your most likely to find a thundercock in that group.
Thundercock - meaning
a penis of extraordinary power and length, often revered by other men. It can shoot ammo from 50 kilometres away and is so large that the owner must detach it when it isn’t needed to be used
‘Holy shit, the enemy is closing in on our position, FIRE THE THUNDERCOCK
*proceeds to load thundercock with maximum delicacy*
Thundercock - definition
A symbol of pure dominance.
It represents Zeus's penis.
The mark of ultimate masculinity.
The earthquake that penetrates the lightning cunt.
It makes Chuck Norris look like John Wayne Bobbit.
"Thundercock. It is truly the one cock to rule them all"
-Gandalf
"Oooo, Gandalf, you thilly thortherer"
-Dumbeldore
Thundercock - slang
To kick someone up their butt with a GREAT amount of force. If done hard enough, the victim will piss their pants crying. If one wishes, they may also punch the person up their butt.
When Rj ThunderCocked Christian, he was in an ordeal amount of pain.
Thundercock
Someone with an enormous membrane. This membrane must be so big, that it causes problems to its partner.
Someone black has a thundercock, by stereotype.
Thundercock
when you frick so hard that ur PP breaks the fucking sound barrier
PP: (woosh!!!!!)
me: "I have achieved the Thundercock"
Thundercock
A potent sauce from Sri Racha, Thailand, used as an incredibly spicy addition to any foodstuff. The etymology of Thundercock's name is quite simple - thunder from the ridiculously-spicy nature of the chili pepper / vinegar / garlic sauce, and cock from the iconic rooster that adorns its famous label. Thundercock is also famous for being the secret half of the "spicy-mayo" garnish served at most sushi restaurants.
1. G-d Damn, that thundercock sauce did a number on my tongue!
2. Clarence, of course that spicy mayo is hot, half of it is thundercock-based!