What is Theresa May?

Name for any sort of effort that is not merely a failure but such a complete disaster it brings about the opposite of what it was supposed to achieve.

He crossed the ball perfectly but then the striker completely Theresa Mayed it; fumbled and ended up giving the ball to the opposition who scored immediately.

That flat-pack table you’ve been making all day collapsed when I put a teaspoon on it. You completely Theresa Mayed it.

I became Prime Minister of my country but it turned I lacked every one of the necessary skills and totally Theresa Mayed it.

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Theresa May - video

Theresa May - what is it?

See waste of space

Man that Theresa may is a total waste of space

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What does "Theresa May" mean?

Second female Prime Minister of the UK. Took over from David Cameron after he went running for the hills when Britain voted to leave the EU. Appears to be on good terms with Angela Merkal (the German chancellor).

Well Cameron's gone and Theresa May has taken over.

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Theresa May - what does it mean?

A fucking cunt

Someone needs to knock Theresa May out

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Theresa May - meaning

Theresa May is the British Prime minister who thinks brexit is cool. She also is named after the shampoo Tresemme. She's an absolute arse and looks like shit with a bobcut.

Nick- Did you hear the latest news on Brexit?

Tim - Where's Jeremy Corbyn when you need him?!

Bob: It's Theresa May's fault!

Khalid- Tresemme? Isn't that a shampoo?

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Theresa May - definition

Theresa May is the UK's Prime Minister. She purposefully fucked up the Tory party's chances in the run-up to the General Election 2017 so she could push through a more watered down Brexit because she is a Remainer and has never wanted us to leave. She is thinking about her career post-PM when she will doubtless join the massive EU gravy train. I believe her to be a dreadful woman. The UK will never leave the EU.