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What is The windshield wiper?
A signature dance move to be performed at any and every occasion where a dance floor is made available (i.e. weddings, brisks, funerals, etc). The hands are put up and waved back and forth similar to windshield wipers.
Dude! Dynamite just came on the radio! Do the windshield wiper!
Awww man! Look at that hot chick by the wedding cake doing the windshield wiper.
The windshield wiper - video
The windshield wiper - what is it?
Sticking a penis extremely far into a rectum, picking the other person up by way of penis, and moving them side to side in midair.
Friend 1: How are you and your girlfriend doing?
Friend 2: We broke up. She wanted me to windshield wiper her too often.
What does "The windshield wiper" mean?
The technique used to test if a girl is, how you say, shaved or not; the process by which you start touching a girls stomach and then quickly swing a finger below her her belt and swoosh it back up (in a windshield wiper movement) before she can tell you you are being too forward.
On a first date I used the windshield wiper to find out what i really wanted to know about her. She had a jungle down there!
The windshield wiper - what does it mean?
When you skeet on a girls face and then slap it off, rubbing it into her pores in the process.
- That girl needs me to giver her a windshield wiper.
- Paris Hilton has had her windshield wiped many times.
The windshield wiper - meaning
When you give your girlfriend a facial, and then proceed to wipe it off with your erect penis in a manner resembling a windshield wiper.
The splatter was too impressive. I needed to whip out the windshield wiper.
The windshield wiper - definition
Windshield Wiper: When a guy blows a load on someone's face and smacks his dick back and fourth across their face to wipe off his ejaculatories. Much like the windshield wipers of a car.
Some Slut, "you can only give me a money shot if you promise to windshield wipe it off."
Windshield Wiper Guy, "Bitch please, I was gunna bust my nut in your face anyway bitch."
The windshield wiper - slang
A sexual act performed by men of advancing years who cannot blast sperm onto their partner's face as they previously could. To compensate for the lack of launch power, the man jizzes into his hand and then wipes the jizz across his partner's face in a side to side motion, much like a windshield wiper.
Grandpa Ken can't blast his load onto Janes face like he once could, but she still enjoys when he gives her the windshield wiper.
The windshield wiper
- While licking a woman's erogenous area and your wiping your index finger back and forth over her wet clitoris.
I was eating her pussy and rubbing her clit like a windshield wiper and she came and squirted all over my batman bed spread! Hope my girl doesn't notice!
The windshield wiper
One must ejaculate his load on on a crying girl's face, and when done, you must tell the girl "it's okay baby", whilst wiping your load/ tears off of the girls face with your dick and making squeaking noise, like an actual windshield wiper would.
Hey girl, sorry for getting my load in your eyes, how about I make it up to you and break out the windshield wiper?
The windshield wiper
the act of a women giving such a deep blowjob while glazing her toungue across your balls as her mouth is all the way to the pelvis bone. The toungue acts as windshield wiper to your balls.
This broad was givin me the ol' "windshield wiper" while I was watching the Sox game.