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What is The law?

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The law - video


The law - what is it?

Someone who will be a prime suspect after your murder. Usually mother-In-laws are the worst, not because of their hatred of you, but because the will question you to death.

Stereotypical veteran father-in-law: "Let me show you my M14."

Mother-in-law: "You should take better care of the kids, they're only 21 you know."

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What does "The law" mean?

People who don't like you and are constantly talking about you, spreading slander on Urban Dictionary!

Oh, you haven't met (insert word) until you've met my in-laws!

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The law - what does it mean?

The act in which you are brutally honest with a friend, mainly about their crush/partner etc., as they're blinded by their own 'romantic' feelings. No feelings are spared just cos you're friends.

"I am gonna Will-Law you. He is not worth it, he's just plain rude."

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The law - meaning

Another word for "technically."

Teacher: You didn't show your work on the homework
Student: It doesn't say "show your work," so by law I don't have to

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The law - definition

A mathematical equation representing productivity (especially on all nighters). It is as following:

P = (1/C*S)(E)

Where P is productivity, C is the catchiness of the song playing, S is sleepiness, and E is energy drinks consumed in the last hour.

Bro 1: Man, I had a shitton of homework last night.
Bro 2: Did you at least get it all done?
Bro 1: Law's Law, bro.

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The law - slang

Your spouse's brother's/sister's spouse. Basically someone who will never be related to your kids, so you don't have to give a shit about. The feeling is mutual.

Your Wife: "My brother Todd's wife is such a cow!"

You: "Who gives a rat's? She's my in-law in-law."

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The law

No one escapes it.

"No one escapes the law!"

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The law

A system put in place that helps keep society in place and manages to fuck it up from time to time

Why can’t I park here ??

Cuz this company got a sign that say by the law that you can’t park here !

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The law

When someone brings up something they don’t like to share with you they legally have to tell you. It’s the law

β€œi refuse to tell anyone my middle name. cause i hate it ”
β€œOkayyyy well now you legally have to tell me ”
β€œi will do no such thing! β€œ
β€œU must! β€˜β€˜Tis the lawβ€œ

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