Definder - what does the word mean?

What is The Wizard?

A 30-something year old man child with questionable mental stability, often a virgin, who lives in his parent's basement and spends a large amount of his time on the internet arguing with strangers and playing fantasy games.

Kylie's older brother, a wizard, always hung out in the basement and chased anyone who got too close to his lair.

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The Wizard - video


The Wizard - what is it?

When something is cool, awesome, or epic but on a higher level where such words would be unable to describe it.

Alfred: Mr. Wayne sir adding a cape to your costume would be so wizard....

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What does "The Wizard" mean?

A person who does magic stuff and knows how to cast spells and whatnot.

Child 1: "Hello good Sir!"
Wizard: "Greetings."
Child 2: "Are you a wizard?"
Wizard (points his wand at Child 1): "Hocus Pocus!"
Child 1(screams then disappears into thin air): "AAH!!!"
Child 2: "Wow!!! So you are a wizard!"

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The Wizard - what does it mean?

a word which describes something surreal or magical

that girl looks wizardous

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The Wizard - meaning

wiz-er-did (adj.) the state of being profoundly stoned while listening to doom metal, esp. Electric Wizard, usually solitary, but occasionally in groups of two or three.

"What are you doing tonight?"

"I just got some hydro so I'm going to stay home and get totally wizarded."

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The Wizard - definition

A 30 year old virgin

Man that dude is a total wizard

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The Wizard - slang

What all good wizards say at the end of a smashing quidditch game after catching the snitch to gain those vital 150 points.

Good Job Schubes on catching the snitch- Wizard on!

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The Wizard

A 30+ year old virgin.

James became 30 on February 2nd, 2012 and was still a virgin. He was now a wizard, and so he decided to post the definition on urban dictionary.

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The Wizard

An all knowing and all seeing piece of shit that is spineless, dickless and minus one nut. He pretends to run the plant but does nothing other than say "This is Scott mayIhelpya" and "OUTSTANDING" on the phone all day. The origin of this word is a reference from the "Wizard of Oz", "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain". Also, One who is a backstabber but is not twofaced because he/she is multiple faced. Gotcha fucker!

"Gee, John sure is being "The Wizard" today. Damn what an asshole!

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The Wizard

A drinking game in the which the goal is to make a staff using cheap beer. Using duct tape to put it together, the winner of the game will be the first to make a staff taller than himself.

Nick: "Let's go play The Wizard, Garrett!"
Garrett: "K, let's go pick up a few 12 packs of Coors Light at Eazy Freezy!"

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