Definder - what does the word mean?

What is The Wedge?

The state in which you are "wedged" between being awake and asleep. This is the point of the night in which everything sounds funny and it is difficult to put sentences together.

"I was so wedged after being awake for two days that I continued to blame my socks for farting."

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The Wedge - video

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The Wedge - what is it?

Someone who wedges in between friendships by being rude or disagreeing with the group. makes a wedge between themselves and other people.

Jehans being a wedge by not wanting to watch Grown Ups when everyone else does.

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What does "The Wedge" mean?

A type of shoe, with a round toe and thicker platform sole in the front that narrows towards the back. Wedges have no actual "heel". They look cool if you want to look more "mainstream" but do not actually want to buy spike heels.

I have black leather wedge sandals with a 4.5 inch sole. They felt very uncomfortable at first because I had never worn a wedge heel before, but now they feel fine.

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The Wedge - what does it mean?

screwed up, mangled, generally broken, especially when applied to a device or person "stuck" in a non-functional mode

This computer is really wedged.
John is really wedged about this.

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The Wedge - meaning

A person of considerable physical stature. The person must have greater muscle mass as opposed to body fat content. This term is synonymous with hench.

"Wedge guy walks into bar, the bar say's ouch!"

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The Wedge - definition

1. a person whose presence reminds one of a wedgie
2. a person who invokes extreme discomfort and cannot be disposed of gracefully

"Damn! The Wedge is here!"
"Run before it's too late!"

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The Wedge - slang

a girl shaped like a chicken nugget that has no ass and is literally a wedge

oh no the wedge is coming

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The Wedge

A hairstyle, similar in nature to the mohican but created by pushing together existing hair into the middle and spiking it up to create an altogether original and extreme look. It takes a particularly extreme individual too pull off 'the wedge' flawlessly!

The wedge is alex's hairstyle of choice.

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The Wedge

The simplest tool known to man; colloquially, a person who has recently, or regularly done something incomprehensibly stupid.

"Man, he's the wedge, 'cause he's a fucking simple tool."

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The Wedge

a WPI term used to describe the section that connects two of the freshman dorms. it also connects to NetOps, which usually sucks at keeping the network operational. The Wedge is the usual hangout of the wedge rats on friday nights.

I'll meet you in the wedge before lunch

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